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Today, my boyfriend and I had the house to ourselves. We started getting a little frisky when we discovered we out of condoms. After a quick run to the store, we found ourselves locked out of the house. Now we have condoms, but no way to use them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24505) - you deserved it (15958)

On 12/10/2008 at 2:31pm - intimacy - by AudreyUs - United States (California)

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that's pessimistic. have a fuck in the backyard, be adventurous.

#6 - On 03/05/2009 at 8:33pm by Acesarcasm

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are you attached by the hip ?
why didnt just one of you go?

#2 - On 02/10/2009 at 5:55am by 2random

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