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Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54804) - you deserved it (41441)

On 08/20/2009 at 4:15pm - intimacy - by younggrammy (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Im guessing your daughter never came to one of these speakings right?

#2 - On 08/20/2009 at 7:27pm by Arenick

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