Cue Shaggy

By scully11 - 02/08/2011 18:36 - Canada

Today, my old neighbor pelted me with apples when I walked out the door. I ducked for cover and asked what her problem was. She yelled, "You took fresh peas from my garden!" I looked at her garden, only to see my dad tiptoeing back to our lawn, laughing and holding a bag full of peas. FML
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pepsilove_fml 4

hahaha sucha badass dad x)

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NastyNinja31 0

Nothin like free peas

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theten_fml 9

is tip toeing really necessary?

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flockz 19

yes the crunch of blades of grass is unmistakable. he must tiptoe if he wants to achieve ninja pea stealer status.

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flockz 19

i left my pee in the pool

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CattyPurry 0

i bet your dad was thinking "i got a pea! i got a pea!" in his mind while tiptoeing back ;D

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tatababe 1

Your father sounds cheap instead of robbing banks he steals peas from old ladies

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theindr3dhulk 2

Hahahaha.......wowsers this is a classic FML already. Everytime i read it i get a vision of your pops chuckling while he leaves the garden LOL, priceless.

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nateiztite 5

i dont think your dad loves you that much

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dolphincheddar 10

Well go get it flockz she wants her pee back!

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hollyman 0

Ikr the grass would completely give him away the vision is hillerious hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

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KiddNYC1O 20

Looks like you're having the time of your life. ^

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DaRealMrMurphy 0

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mintcar 9

This sounds exactly like something Peter would do. Poor Meg.

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lydia_is_gayyy 1

I'd hate to be neighbors with Randy Johnson

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glompable 19

Now I just have the image of Peter and Meg with this story, hahaha

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FarSide 22

Sounds like you took her apples too. lol.

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AnonymousTroll 2

An apple a day keeps the peas and quiet away.

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changesinme 0

ah those apples are gonna cost more than peas, she should throw peas instead

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daysgoby902 6

I'm sorry you were hit with apples but your dad sounds like he's a pretty cool guy

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chuckychan 8

your dads smart. Free peas. Doesn't get in trouble with it. and free apples.

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Laners561769 9

Sounds like the Wicked Witch of the West, The Cowardly Lion, and Dorothy have made there bizzare return... you being dorothy. Sorry, OP.

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ItsTheKing 10

I can imagine op's father tiptoeing with his pwnd face on. Lil

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Drigr 9

I want what 110 is on. sounds like a fun trip.

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Friaza 29

Just wait till she calms down and apologize. Then politely throw coconuts at her.

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Dispute 3

Maybe he went to the supermarket and bought peas, and than took a short cut through the backyard. Just a though.

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davex 0

I guess OP took one for the team. Don't worry OP, today you tomorrow him.

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imustbeinsane 2

apple doesnt fall far from the tree, shes just avenging future peas

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Smokingweenies 3

I can see a gif of that with the dad having a troll face XD

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MagicGiraffe 12

Yea he just got your family a bunch of free peas now you're getting free apples!

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hoodasswhitekid 0

nah man, he's the piss

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Soloman212 28

He sure does know how to support a family!!

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sexylegs17 5

Take the peas and pelt your father with them

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fymother 13

kick him in the ass the next time he takes a pea.

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R34luver 5

omg u guys are so immature with all the damn 69 jokes! you worse the the creeper perv at my skool who does the same thing xP

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CryMoreFMLs 14

It's 165 bro. And i would like to hear it again, it sounds like me.

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sxe_beast 11

WOW, lol! FYL, but this is hilarious.

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oboewhore_xD 6

OMG. D: your profile picture. my eyes. FML

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daydreamer244 13

tht profile pic is just...........disturbing.

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sxe_beast 11

I get so many comments on my profile picture, lol. I use it on a few other websites too. That's kind of the point of it... to be disturbing. Haha! :D

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KiddNYC1O 20

There's a good message behind that picture.

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Lstands4LOSER 0

95- Always properly groom your mustache hair?

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CyonideCyns 0

Its completely shopped, how can you not tell?

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sxe_beast 11

@Cyonide - That's not the point. Its one of the new proposed cigarette warning labels (in America). Look them up.

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jeob1992 8

old... you moved quick

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AyeeArieel 5

yeahh wat thee hell is tht supposeed to mean?

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Sonic_boomerang 5

he meant the op said old he took it as op moved thus being ops old neighbor not old age as the way op meant?

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skylerXx 6

What the f**k did you just say? You confused me.

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fmlbrooo 0

You're stupid. That's what it means.

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jeob1992 8

it was a joke I understood what op meant

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skylerXx 6

Haha. Your dad is badass. But who steals peas from someone else's garden? I hope that was for good fun.

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thewife5 19

My neighbors come take everything out of my garden, however he is a butcher and sends fresh meat over all the time so I don't mind a bit.

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airforce987 20

Thats not cool at all, stealing from someone else's garden, no matter what you give in return. The only fresh meat I would accept as equal payment is his wife's. *not serious* :D

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sara_saturday 5

you should have told her I'd she keeps chunking apples, next time you'll be leaving pees in her garden

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TheGianaJinx 0

I love her dad too, but I have a thought... Why is OP's dad stealing peas? xD He could have robbed a bank, or mugged the old hag who pelted OP with apples... But no, he stole peas.

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