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Today, a friend of mine was talking about how he'd spent over 30 hours on Call of Duty. I piped up and said "Oh yeah! Well I've spent well over 300 hours on Morrowind! Beat that!" To which he replied, "I've had sex. Beat that!" I couldn't. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22424) - you deserved it (62797)

On 08/10/2009 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by Morrowindwhore (man) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

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Morrowind is AWESOME!

#5 - On 08/10/2009 at 7:02pm by Dikkanen

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Lol, just lie and say you have too, but it was hot. ;]

#2 - On 08/10/2009 at 6:57pm by Nothingness1

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