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Today, I was with the guy I am seeing and I were fooling around in my room. I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He said he didn't have time because he had to go play Mario Kart. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36115) - you deserved it (2203)

On 01/31/2009 at 3:01pm - intimacy - by Yoshi - United States (California)

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Sad thing?
I'm the one who turns down MY boyfriend for MarioKart.
Some people just don't understand how amazing it is...

#7 - On 02/06/2009 at 1:37pm by tishytot

See in context

+12

Mario Kart is one of the only excuses my wife will accept.

#2 - On 02/03/2009 at 7:30am by John Locke of the Future

See in context

+7

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