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Today, I was with the guy I am seeing and I were fooling around in my room. I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He said he didn't have time because he had to go play Mario Kart. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34236) - you deserved it (3984)

On 01/31/2009 at 3:01pm - intimacy - by Yoshi - United States (California)

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