Video games, Gamers, Seduction and Naked: Gamers don't rise up - FML

Gamers don't rise up

By Anonymous - 17/11/2021 23:00 - United States

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Today, a guy I like invited me to play video games. Naked. He asked me to show up naked too. I did. He was too busy in a video game raid to even notice. FML

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Same thing different taste

By chelle - 01/05/2009 17:40 - United States

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Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 07:18 - Canada

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Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

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By anonymous - 14/01/2012 11:42 - Australia

Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML

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Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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So frustrating!

By Justawoman - 04/06/2014 15:52 - Denmark - Aarhus

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Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

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Catfished

By Samyett - 09/02/2011 19:22 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape, his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML

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That escalated quickly

By GoulashQueen - 08/12/2019 01:00 - Australia - Brunswick

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Today, I sent a dude a snapchat of my food. He responded with a video of him taking a shower, naked. FML

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By Yoshi - 31/01/2009 20:01 - United States

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Today, I was with the guy I am seeing and I were fooling around in my room. I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He said he didn't have time because he had to go play Mario Kart. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2016 20:56 - United States

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Today, I tried to get my boyfriend's attention by taking my bra off and tossing it at him. He only put it on as a hat and kept playing his video games. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 18 November 2021 6:58

Selfish! He decided to play with his own joystick and not let his invited guests have a turn. Bad manners.

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diraven 15

Thursday 18 November 2021 6:23

He probably meant your character in the dorky video game you play together was supposed to be naked.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 18 November 2021 6:58

Selfish! He decided to play with his own joystick and not let his invited guests have a turn. Bad manners.

jc1015 25

Thursday 18 November 2021 7:18

ydi... if you're a gamer too you should know what the priority is going to be (here's a hint it ain't you)

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Thursday 18 November 2021 9:04

Sleeves can slow down your reaction times. The best gamers play naked.

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