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By  jts2

You mean kissing intimately? Or, just.. ya'know, a peck on the cheek? If the former, then that isn't stuff you should be posting on Facebook, IMO, and I don't blame him. If the latter, then he's an ass.

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lame, boring FML and moderators, before you tell me "allow other people to enjoy the FML", this complaint will not hinder anyone's ability to "enjoy this (unenjoyable) FML". No one clicks the FML for the comments until after they've "enjoyed the FML", so instead of going after complainers please try improving the quality of the FMLs on this site so that readers such as myself stay interested.

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because girls like #79 and a lot of other girls like dating jackasses for some reason though i could never tell you why...(yes im a single nice guy, surprise surprise)

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I don't. I once thought I had a crush on a guy, he said shit to me, I gave him shit back and now hardly speak to him. I've had several guys try this stunt, think they can be an ass and get away with it because they're "cool," but I lash back. Kitties have claws.

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Treat’em mean keep’em keen ^^ Not only women like to be treated that way, people in general will invest more into someone when they are afraid they might lose them. And while that is kind of twisted, I don’t see how it’s any worse than guys who look for women who are (and behave) like their mothers!

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Thankyou so so so so so much for telling me how to untag myself.... Now i can untag myself from all them possesive girls. My life is complete O but did i mention you could bribe him to not untag himself with a sammich? thank me later

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Hmm, FML is being a total retard with posting comments right now. Pleb = Plebeian = low-class or middle-class in ancient Rome. Patricians = high-class or elite in the very same Rome.

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maybe he doesnt want his job, school, or other important things to see a pic like that. or maybe he's not into showing pple pics of u and him making out or other bull. maybe it'll be better to ask him. btw- #31, concede much? lol.

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Lol allow me to explain... A sammich is a type of sandwich. However, it is not just any kind of sandwich. Any old schmuck can throw lunchmeat between two slices of bread and have a sandwich. But no. A sammich is not just a sandwich, it is not just a meal. Sammich is a term reserved for only the holiest and mightiest of all sandwiches. A sammich is a true work of culinary art; a feast on a bun, if you will. A sammich is not made of the best ingredients; it is made of the *right* ingredients. It needs the right meats, and the right cheese(s), the right sauce, the right veggies, and the right kind of bread. Taking footlong sub bread and throwing every kind of meat and cheese and everything else under the sun or in your kitchen pantry on it does not a sammich make. It is akin to an incohesive mishmosh of colors on an artist's easel. Sandwiches make a good snack, but sammiches are forever. And yes this was copyed and pasted Thankyou come again

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you know you can set your privacy settings... so that either no one but you can see the pictures you're tagged in, or just put certain people on a limited profile..

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Women have a role and it's to be in the kitchen, naked (if you're feeling fancy throw on an apron) making her man, or men, sammiches all day. She should never open her mouth, unless it's to...you know ;) Then she sleeps on the floor, all the time never making any eye contact. She is to do what her man wants, the second he wants it, and she can't complain. If he wants a fresh apple pie from New York City she better already have her car running. Ladies are called "bitches" for a reason. You order them around, they play catch well, and they're STILL mans best friend... ...HAHAHA! I couldn't even get through that whole thing without laughing.

By  KaySL

Yeah, he didn't want to be forever associated with the stench of your halitosis, bitch. Just what I'd expect from a Worcestershirian. Props to the boyfriend, he deserves them.

By  jts2

You mean kissing intimately? Or, just.. ya'know, a peck on the cheek? If the former, then that isn't stuff you should be posting on Facebook, IMO, and I don't blame him. If the latter, then he's an ass.

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...and yet you probably live for taking weird, angled pictures for your crappy Myspace, and then putting shitty emo song lyrics as their captions. fucking high schoolers.

In all honesty, no one really wants to see pictures of you sucking face. No one really wants to see you sucking face in the real world, either. The fact is, #8 is right. Employers and family members would see it and he might not want them to... and, on a slight tangent, people should really refrain from having pictures of them breaking the law and chugging vodka on their Facebook. Not only is that pathetic, but employers won't appreciate it much. :D

If my boyfriend tagged me in a picture of us kissing, I'd untag myself, too, but I'd at least have the courtesy to tell him why in a private message or in person. A lot of people aren't into public displays of affection, on Facebook or otherwise. I wouldn't want potential employers doing a Facebook search for me and finding a picture of me attached to a guy's face.

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