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Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML

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On 07/25/2009 at 2:50pm - intimacy - by misopower (woman) - China (Henan)

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O_o Nine months for that?

#1 - On 07/25/2009 at 8:31pm by popcorncomics

Some people take their time with sex.
They don't rush into bed on the night.

#53 - On 07/25/2009 at 9:35pm by _cheeseballs

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#60 - On 07/25/2009 at 9:58pm by Ughsucks

Agreed. I don't think anyone would call first-time sex "mind blowing." If they legitimately would, they deserve any let downs there-after.

#64 - On 07/25/2009 at 10:08pm by Velorium

same. who has mind blowing sex the first time. its your first; how do u really know what mind blowing is

#86 - On 07/25/2009 at 11:28pm by Lmao_xD

maybe because it felt that way to them?

#89 - On 07/25/2009 at 11:32pm by lolbulla

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hahahahaha, how can it be mind blowing if its a little eeny teeny chinnesey weeny

#100 - On 07/26/2009 at 12:09am by thegunners

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fake: real girls dont have orgasms

#101 - On 07/26/2009 at 12:14am by scarfy

no one has "MIND BLOWING" sex on there first time

#115 - On 07/26/2009 at 1:07am by askmattnow

Oh please. "Mind blowing" is relative. If it is a couple's first time, and if they both had orgasms, then for them it was mind blowing. Was for me and my wife the first time. And God have mercy... we have frequently enjoyed "mind blowing" * 5, wild, uninhibited, freestyle, chandelier, monkey sex. Never thought it would be better than the first time though. And, btw, it was hysterically funny... for some reason.

In fact, after writing this, I think I'll go see if my sweetie is awake...

#139 - On 07/26/2009 at 2:44am by FarSide

#139 - TMI. No one cares.

#159 - On 07/26/2009 at 8:20am by paperfox

@ 5, 64, 86, and 115: When I lost it, it was the best sex I'd have for a couple of years to come. That being said, my guy was reeaallly experienced and I didn't have a full on orgasm but it was still amazing sex. Sorry if yall didn't enjoy your first times but just cuz yall weren't naturals like some people, doesn't mean you have to bring everybody else down

#161 - On 07/26/2009 at 8:50am by Emberlin

My first time sucked. Not because the sex was bad..but because I ended up in the hospital. Turns out i'm allergic to latex. Being found by your girl's father while she screams and you're passed out with a condom on, dick hard, is the worst ever. Good times...Good times..

#181 - On 07/26/2009 at 4:20pm by DizzyDemon0

Eh, do it doggy style

#185 - On 07/26/2009 at 5:05pm by chakrabs

Exactly what I was thinking.

#186 - On 07/26/2009 at 5:07pm by cadburyegg

Whats that supposed to mean?

#195 - On 07/27/2009 at 1:45am by Giselle468

Ah, exchanging of V-cards is so inconvienient. Neither of you are experienced and it gets broing :P
Not that i know..
xD

#200 - On 07/27/2009 at 3:38am by DangerousBabee

oh damn, that should be a FML

#204 - On 07/27/2009 at 10:02am by auzzie_chik15

LOL @ #159, i would think the same~

#205 - On 07/27/2009 at 10:50am by derekyam

Ooooh, unlucky :( must have been really embarrassing.

#217 - On 07/28/2009 at 7:02am by Maxine17

Yes, people that care for their relationship take time with sex.

But he just broke up with her for an ugly orgasm face. WHAT THE FUCK?

#221 - On 07/28/2009 at 12:04pm by SoreThroat

LOL He fails as do you for not working it out already.

#223 - On 07/28/2009 at 7:31pm by Piemarz

this is why i think sex before marriage is wrong, becuz once u loose it (ur virginity), ull never get it back. he just used that as an excuse, he dumped cuz ur too easy. but now days, most girls are too easy.

#224 - On 07/29/2009 at 6:57pm by AriesPrincess91

OMG 9 months???

Im 14 and i met this girl at the mall yesterday and in the same day i got some alot of some :)

#232 - On 08/04/2009 at 3:51am by b1gdeezy95

I agree. I'm 15 and I've been dating this guy for a LONG time, and we decided together not to have sex, before marriage, if we get married.

#245 - On 09/29/2009 at 4:17pm by kitterkateee

be quiet, that just stupid

#248 - On 01/08/2010 at 8:08am by efmlpt22

uhh r u stupid?

#250 - On 02/11/2010 at 11:22am by lukiemon

To #101: Where the Fuck did you hear that real girls don't have orgasms? Girls CAN have orgasms, but most women can't. I can have an orgasm, I have been able to have one for a long time.

#252 - On 03/03/2010 at 6:57am by LadyAshley

HAHAHAHAHA LMAO

#2 - On 07/25/2009 at 8:31pm by debbtennis

YDI for not holding a mirror to look at yourself while having an orgasm.

#157 - On 07/26/2009 at 7:28am by iBimmer

ahaha, that's the best stupid ydi I've read.

#164 - On 07/26/2009 at 10:14am by sooper

Fail.

#3 - On 07/25/2009 at 8:32pm by zimdelinvasor

Nobody loses their virginity with "incredible, mind-blowing sex". Nobody.

#5 - On 07/25/2009 at 8:32pm by SimpleSimon

considering it's their first time, it's the best sex she's ever had.

#12 - On 07/25/2009 at 8:35pm by worstpersonalive

that still doesnt mean its mind blowing?

#19 - On 07/25/2009 at 8:39pm by my_mom_loves_me

Well, yes, the first time is the best sex they've ever had, and to them it IS mindblowing, until they try it with someone else more experience, and then the standards are raised.

#32 - On 07/25/2009 at 8:54pm by Nick402

I didn't think my first time was mind-blowing at all. I was just, like, "This is it?". And, no, he wasn't a virgin. He claimed to have slept with 15 girls before me.

#38 - On 07/25/2009 at 9:08pm by smiller0789

Mind blowingly painful maybe?? mind blowingly awkward.... aren't those better ways to describe a girl's first time?? But hey, if it really was mind blowingly good, then at least it wasn't horrible and then have him leave you cuz you bled or something. Point is, he's an asshole and probably watched too much porn and watched fake O-faces before he saw a real one.

#41 - On 07/25/2009 at 9:09pm by _insertnamehere_

#38.. check for STD's?

#46 - On 07/25/2009 at 9:25pm by worstpersonalive

Definitely made him get tested before he got to touch me :p

#50 - On 07/25/2009 at 9:32pm by smiller0789

really? hmmm, because when I lost my virginity to my boyfriend it certainly wasn't mind-blowing.
It was more like my vagina was being ripped apart from the inside.
I don't know, maybe that's just me.
Also, he probably left her because he wanted to have sex with other women.

#91 - On 07/25/2009 at 11:37pm by edenkylie

those 15 could've been squeezed in between the test and you =P

#111 - On 07/26/2009 at 12:57am by worstpersonalive

You are amazing . AHAHA

#216 - On 07/28/2009 at 6:02am by staystrongholdon

just tell him that it is ok and you'd prefer a bigger penis anyways

#6 - On 07/25/2009 at 8:33pm by zerkabaius

hahahaha win

#23 - On 07/25/2009 at 8:43pm by live_my_life245

i agree, that will make him sad :D

#77 - On 07/25/2009 at 10:33pm by chocoLIFE

#5

+1

#7 - On 07/25/2009 at 8:33pm by survivalism

Tell him that's what your face looks like when you're faking it.

#8 - On 07/25/2009 at 8:33pm by nmirles

ahahha thats funny

#83 - On 07/25/2009 at 11:16pm by shudder_glasses

you don't deserve a jerk like that
you wasted 9 months of your life :)

and you're probaly really bad at faking
or you just have an ugly face?
idk.

#9 - On 07/25/2009 at 8:34pm by _babyxdoll

Your boyfriend is a dumbass. I'll have mind-blowing sex with you.

#10 - On 07/25/2009 at 8:35pm by genius_man16

Maybe she just has an ugly face and this guy lost a bet that took him 9 months to collect.

#11 - On 07/25/2009 at 8:35pm by nmirles

nobody has that great a time when they lose their virginity

#14 - On 07/25/2009 at 8:35pm by darkmis1

First time sex was mind-blowing?? I doubt it. It could be good or intimate but not mind blowing. You both were virgins, it is just not possible.

The OP either is faking this FML or she doesn't know what to say.

#15 - On 07/25/2009 at 8:36pm by metheonlyb

The first time for both of you and it was incredible and mind-blowing? Either this is fake, or you two were on meth.

#16 - On 07/25/2009 at 8:36pm by Tubasaurus

I lol'd

#17 - On 07/25/2009 at 8:37pm by Da_Gov

Haha! Nice one genius_man16

#18 - On 07/25/2009 at 8:38pm by metheonlyb

I'm with #5, 15 and 16. I remember my first time and it was her first time too. It was not mind blowing. It was not incredible. The only thing that blew was me and that was within the first five seconds I think. It wasn't much better the second time... or the third. She didn't orgasm until a while later when I could manage to hold it for more than a few minutes. I bet your faked yours like you did this post. FYL.

#20 - On 07/25/2009 at 8:41pm by fudgemeister

I AGREE!

#24 - On 07/25/2009 at 8:44pm by tresamaee

i agreee , theres no way it was 'mind-blowing' .

Regardless if it was your first time , everyone knows its not the best and it gets waaaaaaaaay better .

XD

#21 - On 07/25/2009 at 8:42pm by tresamaee

Jesus guys. Chill out. Ever think maybe it was "mind blowing and incredible" to her because it was her first time?
Overreactions much?
There are real FMLs out there. Just because it isn't worded as logically as some of you smartasses would put it doesn't necessarily mean it's a fake FML.

@OP: FYL. Sorry you had to deal with such an asshole .. Wish I could help somehow. ):

#22 - On 07/25/2009 at 8:42pm by ummwoahx3

Sure, maybe it WAS mind-blowing and incredible, but for her to have reached orgasm her first time? YEAH RIGHT. Especially since he was a virgin too.

#45 - On 07/25/2009 at 9:21pm by jjjeah

You can be a virgin and have had oral sex and messed around. If it didn't appear that he's a douchebag, it's possible that he actually cared enough to try to get her off.

#54 - On 07/25/2009 at 9:38pm by caticaticati

what so a girl can't have an orgasm during her first time?

Then my gf must be an alien or something cuz she did.

#147 - On 07/26/2009 at 4:09am by genius_man16

That's just what she wants you to think.

#158 - On 07/26/2009 at 8:19am by LadyAlathia

Sorry #147, but #158 is right. She's lying.

#160 - On 07/26/2009 at 8:25am by paperfox

hahah i have to agree with everyone else, first time sex is not mind blowing. i'm sorry. a year ago my boyfriend and i lost it to each other. was it special? intimate? yes. but neither of us knew what we were doing, and it hurt. mind blowing sex comes later. and how would you know anything about mind blowing sex if you were a virgin?

#25 - On 07/25/2009 at 8:45pm by starvingxartist

Yes, you were terrible at it the first time, therefore everyone is. Nice coping strategy you have there.

#31 - On 07/25/2009 at 8:53pm by TheUndead

wow, because that's exactly what i was saying. way to be an asshole.

#39 - On 07/25/2009 at 9:08pm by starvingxartist

i agree 100% #22

#26 - On 07/25/2009 at 8:45pm by live_my_life245

Umm. After nine months, you really had NO hints that this guy was an asshole? Seriously?

#27 - On 07/25/2009 at 8:47pm by intotheblue

Maybe he had such a tiny dick that it didn't hurt and she's really sensitive -- there's your mind blowing sex right there.

Anyway, more to the point, I agree with #6 and #8.

#28 - On 07/25/2009 at 8:47pm by tinyphreak

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#29 - On 07/25/2009 at 8:51pm by IKnowBest

Methinks he wasn't a virgin. He was just trying to get in your pants, succeeded, and good-bye.

#30 - On 07/25/2009 at 8:52pm by jonnymohio

My thoughts exactly. He was probably playing the 'let's see how long it'll take to get in her pants' game, and looking for an excuse (quite a retarded excuse if you ask me) to break up with you. Don't worry about him, he's an amateur..if he broke up with you for such a silly reason he's better off doing one night stands with more experienced sluts. You're much better off without him.

#51 - On 07/25/2009 at 9:34pm by cutebebe778

That's a lot of work for a one night stand.

#136 - On 07/26/2009 at 2:30am by lmmmr

I agree with number 30 =]

#33 - On 07/25/2009 at 8:59pm by lazylacey

thats fu*king funny :))) and sad :(

#34 - On 07/25/2009 at 9:02pm by Qorbobo

So, tell him that there is no pretty orgasm face (even though I am sure it exists), and if he ever sees one it's because the girl is faking...that will keep him messed up for life! lol!

#35 - On 07/25/2009 at 9:04pm by Sillyecho

I'm guessing he wasn't a virgin.

#36 - On 07/25/2009 at 9:05pm by Eelusive

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#37 - On 07/25/2009 at 9:06pm by jaxsk

im sorry, that sucks.

i dont know why everyone has to bag on the op! stop being judgemental and arrogant!

#40 - On 07/25/2009 at 9:08pm by LoveUWAllMyHeart

he used you for the sex. guys will do anything to get in your pants, including waiting nine months. you'll find a better guy; trust me :)

#42 - On 07/25/2009 at 9:12pm by FMLgirlx3

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#43 - On 07/25/2009 at 9:17pm by grimmelok

You were BOTH virgins and it was mind-blowing? I'm not buying it.

#44 - On 07/25/2009 at 9:18pm by letitbe56

Hah really tho ugly faces and noises durring sex is kind of a deal breaker..

#47 - On 07/25/2009 at 9:27pm by prettykitty123

Hah really tho ugly faces and noises durring sex is kind of a deal breaker..

#48 - On 07/25/2009 at 9:28pm by prettykitty123

That really sucks, but the guy is obviously a jerk and not good enough for you anyway.

And to everyone saying you can't have good sex the first time--maybe your first time sucked, but it's not like that for everyone. Don't rag on her just because she had a better experience than you!

#49 - On 07/25/2009 at 9:31pm by doomkitten19

To #49:

You obviously know nothing about sex. Two virgins can't have an "incredible, mind-blowing" first time. The boy's going to blow his load early and the girl's going to be in pain. End of discussion.

#59 - On 07/25/2009 at 9:50pm by IKnowBest

THAT IS SO NOT TRUE! Sex first time for me (female) didn't hurt at all and I actually DID orgasm! It sounds stupid but maybe I'm just bigger inside haha :) Theres no reason for the guy to blow his load early if he's has experiance with oral etc (:

#154 - On 07/26/2009 at 6:27am by aatomkins

it didnt hurt me teh first time, there others ways to loose your hymen then sex..
and all teh guys i been with that never had it before lasted for an hour at least the first time.

#201 - On 07/27/2009 at 3:42am by supercatgirl

Something tells me he wasn't a virgin.

#52 - On 07/25/2009 at 9:34pm by jeremymg91

heh. Get a mirror and practice, see if he was right. JK.

He sounds like a knob. Most people -- and esp women IMNSHO -- look beautiful at that moment. Beauty isn't always organized... He's a scared little boy.

#55 - On 07/25/2009 at 9:39pm by mercyFML

that's really sad!!

#56 - On 07/25/2009 at 9:45pm by perfectgrl6971

Even if he wasn't a virgin, her first time would be extremely painful and not "mind blowing." any way you slice it the story doesn't really make sense. Either its a fake or she's not telling the truth

#57 - On 07/25/2009 at 9:45pm by sashafierce123

That sucks.

#58 - On 07/25/2009 at 9:47pm by xjessx

i don't think anyone's orgasm face is very attractive...if it is you're probably faking it

#61 - On 07/25/2009 at 10:00pm by musicjenn

YDI for having an ugly face

#62 - On 07/25/2009 at 10:01pm by NonImmigrant

i dont know what everyone is bitching about, when i lost my virginity it was awesome, you all must suck hella bad, i did lose mine to a skank though, hmmmmm,

#63 - On 07/25/2009 at 10:05pm by JHUGO20

Everybody's orgasm face is ugly. (Don't ask how I know that, it's just common knowledge, at least to me). Maybe he watched porn a lot so he thought when you climaxed it would look like it did in the porn. Which is horribly unrealistic. I mean, what did HIS orgasm face look like? Guys look like fucktards when they orgasm. Just saying.

#65 - On 07/25/2009 at 10:09pm by Tarynkd

haha yeah agreed.
my boyfriend looks hilarious when he cums.

#94 - On 07/25/2009 at 11:45pm by edenkylie

hahahaha so true

#110 - On 07/26/2009 at 12:54am by cherlana32

did you show him your "O" face?

#66 - On 07/25/2009 at 10:10pm by djb23

Tell him, ''Oh, next time I'll try to look less ugly when I fake an orgasm.''

#67 - On 07/25/2009 at 10:11pm by BladeSlayer

Meh. You'll get to know what "mind-blowing sex" really is.

#68 - On 07/25/2009 at 10:11pm by _pk_

I orgasmed my first time. My bf and I lost it to eachother. He went after like 5 seconds but he just put on another rubber and we went back at it for like 5 mor eminutes until I got off. It felt mind-blowing and incredible at the time. We've had much better really mind-blowing sex since then but it still felt amazing at the time. It hella hurt too at first but that went away quickly.

To OP: your ex-bf is a dick. You deserve better.

#69 - On 07/25/2009 at 10:19pm by chickenwing

YDI for having an ugly orgasm face

juss kiding that sucks! but your better off without him cuz you dont need an asshole like that in your life he shouldnt of broken up with you for havin an ugly orgasm face thats just a stupid reason..i bet his was ugly too

#70 - On 07/25/2009 at 10:20pm by NiNA_BOBiNA

just so you know he wasn't a virgin

#71 - On 07/25/2009 at 10:21pm by Imawhalerider

O_o

On the plus side, if you orgasmed on your first time, you're a rarity and will probably have a wonderful sex life from now on! (hopefully with a nicer guy.)

#72 - On 07/25/2009 at 10:25pm by Moemoemoe

you should have added a pic

#73 - On 07/25/2009 at 10:29pm by guitar12

I'm guessing that the sex wasn't all that great and now that you finally let him in your pants and he realized that you suck (and maybe won that bet with the football team), then he's done with you.

Sorry, but I feel for the guy. He waits nine months for sex and then it's lousy!? Poor guy!

Haha, I'm about half joking. O_o He probably thought it sucked and used the ugly face excuse to not have to do it with you again.

#74 - On 07/25/2009 at 10:30pm by AlyshaDeShae

Wow, that really sucks. You'd think after spending that much time waiting for each other that he would care more about you than that. I really feel terrible for you. I am generally against jumping to conclusions, but it almost seems like maybe he was lying to you about him being a virgin. I obviously don't know him, but that's the only conclusion I can come to that involves him breaking up with you for something so inconsequential as the face that you make when he pleases you. If he really was a virgin, then his reaction wouldn't make sense -
you'd think he'd be so pleased at giving you an orgasm that he'd love whatever your face looked like during.

#75 - On 07/25/2009 at 10:31pm by CrimsonImpact

I agree with #22!
It gets really annoying and draining to see a thread full of "FAKE" and "BUT YOUR VIRGINS YOU LIER".

I would absolutely describe my first time as the OP did, not necessarily due to the physical pleasure, but the emotional intimacy and how special it was for both of us. And contrary to what some people might suggest *cough #59 cough* losing one's virginity is not inherently painful for the female. I experienced mild discomfort for literally about one minute before it was perfectly fine. Also, a man will not inevitably blow his load in ten seconds. My boyfriend lasted two hours.

Just you came putting on the condom, or forgot to bring the KY, don't bitch about the OP.

Also, inB4 hallway vagina/tiny penis/you must be ugly for your boyfriend to have lasted that long.

#76 - On 07/25/2009 at 10:31pm by Quest_

Why DID your boyfriend last that long? I wouldn't take that as a good sign, hon. Studies tend to show that sex lasts from 3-15 minutes, and my experience backs that up. Weren't y'all TIRED after 2 hours of sex? That just sounds like too long to me. Unless you're including foreplay in this calculation; then it sounds amazing...

#87 - On 07/25/2009 at 11:29pm by letitbe56

If your boyfriend...a VIRGIN....lasted 2 hours with you his first time.... I hope you enjoyed it. Might be the last sex you ever have. You are either lying or hideous to look at and it wasn't lasting, but an accomplishment that he did climax after 2 hours of trying.

#99 - On 07/26/2009 at 12:00am by mobius999

My story is pretty similar. My first time lasted two or three hours and it didn't hurt once we both relaxed. And yeah, to me then, it was mind-blowing. Awkward as hell, but mind-blowing. Things got a lot better later on, but my point still stands. The OP could also have a similar story. To everyone saying it isn't possible to have a good or great first time, you're deluding yourselves.

#140 - On 07/26/2009 at 2:48am by SomeonePosting

Seriously, are you guys trying to say that the part while he was actually inside of you lasted 2-3 hours? Or are you including foreplay, stopping and starting again, spooning etc.? Because if you're talking about the actual intercourse, then you are having some damn boring sex, and, if it took him that long, the likelihood that he was enjoying it is low. Or you're all marathon runners, or something, if you could really keep it high energy for that long.

#176 - On 07/26/2009 at 1:51pm by letitbe56

Aw thats not cool.

#78 - On 07/25/2009 at 10:33pm by bpc89

If he dated you for 9 months,
Making an "ugly" face wouldn't be a reason to break up.
Especially when the sex was "mind blowing".

He just wanted to have sex with you.
And he is now leaving since he's gotten what he was after.

FYL

#79 - On 07/25/2009 at 10:35pm by oliviah

i think if the only thing he wanted was sex he wouldn't have stuck around for 9 months...
unless this girl is REALLY hot.
which makes the whole "ugly orgasm face" thing kinda illogical...

#233 - On 08/04/2009 at 12:45pm by elliekinslurvsya

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YDI for having sex before marraige

#80 - On 07/25/2009 at 10:46pm by wowfmlife

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#81 - On 07/25/2009 at 11:02pm by Jord111222333

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#82 - On 07/25/2009 at 11:04pm by laleona

ydi. how do you know your first time is so incredible and mind blowing? you have only ever been with one person. you'll find someone who really rocks your world

#84 - On 07/25/2009 at 11:26pm by Nightfallz

That's why you don't wait 9 months to have sex. YDI.
Also, how the hell do you know it's mind blowing?

#85 - On 07/25/2009 at 11:28pm by akjax

I actually kindof agree with that. It's not like you were trying to wait for marriage to have sex, so why not have it sooner? I definitely respect you for having your morals and not playing it easy, but 9 months is WAY too long. He broke up with you cause he had to wait that long, and after waiting for so long to have sex with someone you actually do expect it to be *mind blowing*, but it's quite obvious it wasn't as good as he expected. Still, FYL I guess...but you can do alot better.

#97 - On 07/25/2009 at 11:49pm by cutebebe778

Seriously - it's her first time, and you think that 9 months is too long to be in a relationship before you get to the intercourse? Maybe it was her first boyfriend. Considering that, I think nine months is actually a pretty reasonable length of time to spend getting to know someone before getting down with them. Or maybe I'm just not a whore, who knows?

#116 - On 07/26/2009 at 1:09am by wrengirl

Good for you. I never said anything along the lines of 'You should've had sex with him the first week you started dating.' Believe it or not, I have pretty high standards for myself..and I believe if you're really serious about someone, you should enforce a 3 month rule. That is, wait 3 months to get intimate with the guy you're dating. Everyone has their own beliefs/opinions/morals but IMO I think making a guy wait longer than 3-4 months to have sex with you is too much..and results in things like this FML happening, where a guy waits and waits for his girlfriend to put out to him and when she finally does, he dumps her cause the sex isn't as amazing as he anticipated. Again, that's just my opinion..and if you think having sex with a guy *before* the 9-month mark is considered being a whore, give me a break.

#132 - On 07/26/2009 at 2:15am by cutebebe778

All I'm trying to say is that they were *both* virgins - taking it slow isn't necessarily a bad thing. I would have wanted to wait a little longer than a few months before my first time to make sure I knew the guy - which is apparently a goal she didn't really achieve, if she didn't notice how shallow he was. 3 to 4 months for someone who's been there a time or two and knows what she's getting herself into, sure. Makes sense. But for a first time, I think the longer wait is reasonable.

#165 - On 07/26/2009 at 10:29am by wrengirl

You guys really think 9 months is too long to wait to have sex if you're not going to wait till you get married.?
Wow.
That's why there are so many pregnant single teen mom's out there.
They give it up with in a month, the guy doesn't like them and they end up with a baby.
Love waits, even if it isn't till marriage.
Have some respect for yourselves.

#167 - On 07/26/2009 at 10:50am by Layneebby

Hahahahahaha looks like you got played! Gotta give the guy props that is the worst excuse I have ever heard.

#88 - On 07/25/2009 at 11:31pm by Cool_Energy

ydi for having a bad orgasm face

#90 - On 07/25/2009 at 11:37pm by kangaroo62

You realize the fact he thinks your orgasm face is bad means he wasn't a virgin correct? Because in order for it to be bad, he had to have something to compare it to. Which would be the other women he was boning. Likely in those 9 months.

#92 - On 07/25/2009 at 11:39pm by dreadillusion

read every comment. and now even im convinced.

#93 - On 07/25/2009 at 11:43pm by DWdizzy

what she was saying in the FML is that she had sex for the first time with him, but it wasn't her first time having sex.

#95 - On 07/25/2009 at 11:46pm by Countryboy11

um. no. she clearly says "lost our virginity to each other".

#96 - On 07/25/2009 at 11:49pm by starvingxartist

You scarred him for life. Good job.

#98 - On 07/25/2009 at 11:57pm by FuzzyWalnuts

Bullshit. Even with a little Asian cock, no girl enjoys being penetrated the first time. Even small dicks stretch a tight vagina.

#102 - On 07/26/2009 at 12:18am by Nakedsquirrel

Funny how the people most obsessed with the size of Asian penises are supposedly heterosexual white men.

#133 - On 07/26/2009 at 2:17am by AMOGed

you're an idiot

#138 - On 07/26/2009 at 2:36am by poison29

This comment made my day, I laughed so hard. I love when people write shock value comments. Do you think anyone would actually say "YDI for being a chink"? No, I don't think so. It's a weird sense of humor, get used to it.

#145 - On 07/26/2009 at 3:11am by alliemi

Nah, I know it's the Internet, but I still can't enjoy dumb shock-value humor. And there probably are people who would say that not jokingly.

#191 - On 07/26/2009 at 10:30pm by poison29

1. How do you KNOW it was mind-blowing if it was your first time? You have nothing to compare it to.
2. Being in China doesn't mean she and her boyfriend are both Chinese, racist bastards.
3. He just wanted in your pants, that's a BS reason for a breakup. FHL for having to stick it out for 9 whole months.

#104 - On 07/26/2009 at 12:22am by pedegg

yea this is probably fake girls dont enjoy it that much their first time

#105 - On 07/26/2009 at 12:28am by wackodongo

Ignore the idiots here, it is possible to orgasm when you lose your virginity and no it's not always painful. Example when I lost mine, it only felt a little hot and slightly painful and yes I did orgasm.

Also I admire you for waiting until you felt ready to have sex instead of giving in on the first date because HE wanted you to. Don't let others make you feel bad for doing it.

You'll find someone else who isn't so much of a douchebag and will be more pleased that you got off than whether or not you look like the a pornstar when you orgasm.

#106 - On 07/26/2009 at 12:35am by tjeila

He is one SHALLOW boyfriend.

#107 - On 07/26/2009 at 12:38am by egaonogenki

Fake. First time sex is not mind-blowing. Hell, if it was his first, he should have been load-blowing within the minute.

Can we get some mods in here to shut down the racism?

#108 - On 07/26/2009 at 12:44am by FoundManyLemons

You are a shameful disgrace of a human being. You having sexual relations before being married is vile and foul beyond description. May you be cursed with pains for the rest of your life

#109 - On 07/26/2009 at 12:53am by generalsmith2

YOU BEST BE TROLLIN'

#113 - On 07/26/2009 at 1:04am by purplestuff

haha i posted too late to get all the serious flamers

#119 - On 07/26/2009 at 1:15am by generalsmith2

Wooowwww.... I wonder why you aren't dribbling down your chin with quotes from the bible. Idiot! Apparently you also missed the part where you're a horrible person for judging OP.

OP, like some said, if someone broke up with you over something as stupid as this, then THEY don't deserve you and you are better off without them. I'll also have to agree that the first time is either awkward,painful or both. You'll also feel let down because the person you "love" left and you feel used. I know the feeling. Why did you wait for so long before you slept with him? You were going to sleep with him anyway,why make him wait for that long? Me thinks that was the only reason he hung around.

#121 - On 07/26/2009 at 1:17am by bollywood_rocks

judging her sin and evil wrongdoings do not make me a horrible person. her vile and despicable behavior makers her a horrible person. may your penis rot off

#130 - On 07/26/2009 at 2:14am by generalsmith2

I guess we're all fucked then...no pun intended.

#206 - On 07/27/2009 at 11:44am by CFR

Close minded much?

#230 - On 08/02/2009 at 7:29pm by wandererer

I love how FMLs about sex seem to bring out the judgmental people... and by that, I mean all of the people saying "FAKE." It think this FML's pretty feasible. For example, despite never having vaginal intercourse, the OP considered it "mind-blowing" because she's actually managed to masturbate herself to an orgasm before, but the one she got from the guy "blew her mind" by comparison. As for the guy, there are plenty of reasons that he could have lasted long enough to give her that orgasm without blowing his load in

#112 - On 07/26/2009 at 1:00am by blinnk57

... less than one minute. Damned character limit.

#114 - On 07/26/2009 at 1:05am by blinnk57

It's possible for a girl to orgasm her first time, and for it not to hurt. Granted, it is a small percantage of women who have a first experience WITHOUT pain and WITH pleasure, but I'm part of that small group. My (now ex) boyfriend and I lost out virginities to each other, and it was an absolutley wonderful experience, better than I could have ever imagined, and at the time "mind-blowing" is a phrase I probably would have used. When you are inexperienced, your definition of mind-blowing sex is different from those who have had sex multiple times. Give the poor girl a break.

#117 - On 07/26/2009 at 1:12am by elphie0709

What an idiot. (Your boyfriend, not you.)
Look on the bright side though. Your first time was good! Not many people can say that.

#118 - On 07/26/2009 at 1:14am by quantum_insanity

Wow fyl

#120 - On 07/26/2009 at 1:15am by KarenxWearsxPrad

And the rest of you should realise that just because YOUR first experience wasn't good it's not possible for it to be good for anyone else.
And even if you're a virgin you know if something is mind blowing if it feel really good... anyone can recognise pleasure. It might be even more mind blowing for the OP next time.

#122 - On 07/26/2009 at 1:32am by quantum_insanity

Maybe only she thought it was "mind-blowing". Hence the dumping. Losing your virginity (especially to another virgin) is always shit. And orgasm first time out? Lie.

#123 - On 07/26/2009 at 1:35am by yougetmecloserto

Damn, I know how this feels, I went all the way over to America, lost my virginity and then lost the guy. My first time was amazing, I don't understand these other posts, I hadn't screamed so loud in my life... I knew what an orgasm felt like, but I didn't know it could feel like THAT. No guy since has been able to get me that powerfully. Your life is f'd, my heart goes out to you.

#124 - On 07/26/2009 at 1:38am by OranT

mmhhmmm....there's no way he was a virgin.

That sucks for you, your ugly orgasm face should have been overshadowed by the whole...you know...letting him into your pants after nine months thing...just sayin', he sounds like an ass.

#125 - On 07/26/2009 at 1:40am by kawa

ignore this one....damn commenting thing is screwing with me....

#126 - On 07/26/2009 at 1:42am by kawa

He was likely not a virgin and probably thought you were shitty in bed.

#127 - On 07/26/2009 at 1:49am by iwraith88

Virgins don't have "mind blowing sex" nor would someone break up with someone because of their "O" face. Fake!

#128 - On 07/26/2009 at 2:03am by LikelyYourFake

faaaaaaakeee

#129 - On 07/26/2009 at 2:05am by Noah_h

God, people, it's not completely impossible for your first time to be good. Everyone's different.
Besides, since she's not experienced maybe it IS medocre sex and she just THINKS it's mind-blowing because she doesn't have much to compare to.

#131 - On 07/26/2009 at 2:15am by cactus

Mind-blowing sex on both of your first times? Yeah right.

#134 - On 07/26/2009 at 2:25am by davidtheday

Bahahahahahahhaaa! #100 made my day.

#135 - On 07/26/2009 at 2:29am by Aish

Bahahahahahahhaaa! #100 made my day.

#137 - On 07/26/2009 at 2:31am by Aish

Just because everyone elses first time sucked, doesn't mean theirs had to. Some people practice, some people are just good at sex. And to the FML, that is really sucky.

#141 - On 07/26/2009 at 2:58am by uj

OP: Most peoples' are. He's in for a nasty shock. You're better off without him.

Everyone else: Btw, not everyone has a terrible first-time experience. And if you haven't got any experience to go by, then it might well seem mind-blowing.

#142 - On 07/26/2009 at 2:59am by ultravioletlight

Sounds like that guy is going to be having a lot of disappointing sexual experiences in his life.

#143 - On 07/26/2009 at 3:00am by guinevere

there's no way OP had an orgasm the first time she had sex!

#144 - On 07/26/2009 at 3:02am by dreaaathomas

how can it be "mind blowing" the first time?

#146 - On 07/26/2009 at 3:31am by tranekfny

Give her a break. Just because some of your first times weren't that great doesn't mean she's not allowed to feel that hers was mindblowing. It's not like it's been scientifically proven that first time sex can't be that good or that girls can't climax on their first time. It's unlikely, yes, but not impossible. And OP, that really sucks.

#148 - On 07/26/2009 at 4:48am by RavishMe77

U will find the right one.

#149 - On 07/26/2009 at 4:52am by Poochie22

sounds like he's a bitchass, look for a real man

#150 - On 07/26/2009 at 5:02am by antwar23

A first time can be mind blowing ya big meanies! I hate to say it though, I have the feelingthat he was just trying to get laid, and after he did that's why he broke up with you. Besides, no one really has a great "O face".

#151 - On 07/26/2009 at 5:07am by CrystavielLinden

YDI for being an ugly fat bitch.

#152 - On 07/26/2009 at 5:19am by fmskat3r

He's not a virgin.

#153 - On 07/26/2009 at 5:43am by xevioso

LOL!!!!!
AHAHAHHAHAHAHa
i don't care if this is fake or not
it's fucking hilarious!

#155 - On 07/26/2009 at 6:29am by laurenftw

He wanted a piece. I don't know what guy waits 9 months though...

#156 - On 07/26/2009 at 6:37am by katied4224

If you just lost your virginity, how the bloody hell do you know it was mindblowing?

#162 - On 07/26/2009 at 9:30am by R24Capitol

Well all I can say is you better practice your face before you do it again lol.

#163 - On 07/26/2009 at 10:12am by xBlessedxInxSINx

My boyfriend and i are virgins and just because he's a virgin doesn't mean he doesn't know how to hold out and just cause i'm a virgin doesn't mean that i have never had an orgasm.
It's called oral, masturbation, or just fooling around with each other.
Ever think she might have used a toy and it didn't hurt her?

Just cause they're virgins doesn't mean anything.

#166 - On 07/26/2009 at 10:40am by Layneebby

The point is that he had never seen her orgasm face before, which meant he never gave her an orgasm. So, if they had fooled around, he was unsuccessful. Therefore, it's unlikely that he would've suddenly been successful with sex when it's a lot to take in the first time as a guy. If they'd never fooled around, I very highly doubt he'd have been successful simply because he doesn't know what she prefers or what works for her.
Although I'm not denying it's possible to have mind-blowing sex the first time, the lack of a previous orgasm together makes me go, yeah right.

#174 - On 07/26/2009 at 1:41pm by 0ats

My boyfriend broke up with me an hour after sex one day too (although, it wasn't our first time). It really sucks...and hurts. I'm so sorry sweetie!!

#168 - On 07/26/2009 at 10:51am by wolfpackchick10

hes probably gay

#169 - On 07/26/2009 at 11:29am by milli123

It sounds to me like he maybe wasn't really ready for sex yet and panicked afterwards.

#170 - On 07/26/2009 at 12:17pm by Sparkey

So is his. What a jerk

#171 - On 07/26/2009 at 1:07pm by emilyelle

Why is everyone complaining about how its not possible to have mind blowing sex the first time?? It was both their first time and they have nothing else to compare it to so for them it was mind blowing. Anyway the point is that that guy is a jerk. The End

#172 - On 07/26/2009 at 1:21pm by shameinyou

I highly doubt this is real. If both are virgins, it's likely to not last long (although it could), and be a tad uncomfortable (maybe not painful but at least awkward feeling) for the girl. Yes, it could be great. But, I highly doubt that the guy, being a virgin, would give her an orgasm the first time, especially if it was their first orgasm together. That's really what makes me think it's fake.

#173 - On 07/26/2009 at 1:39pm by 0ats

#173 - There are many ways to give and receive orgasms... Even for virgins. Know what I mean?


That being said - I'm sorry you gave it up to this guy, but he's not worth it if that's why he's going to break up with you. Good riddance.

#175 - On 07/26/2009 at 1:50pm by Me27

my first time wasn't mind-blowing, but it was exactly what i expected, and felt quite good. i didn't bleed or rip, i just had a great time. i can understand why the OP could say that she had mind-blowing sex her first time!

#177 - On 07/26/2009 at 2:01pm by leahhhhh

My friend and I both agree you should punch him in the face. Sorry you lost your virginity on someone who's such an ass.

#178 - On 07/26/2009 at 2:50pm by ihateslife

What an ass.

#179 - On 07/26/2009 at 3:33pm by brittahnayy

Ughh same thing happened to me. He said things were "weird" after sex. Sorry I wasn't as experienced as his previous girlfriend..

#180 - On 07/26/2009 at 4:13pm by FMLduuude

dont be sad.

my orgasm face looks like i ate a sour lemon.
not in a good way

#182 - On 07/26/2009 at 4:27pm by stryder

"not in a good way"
Is there a good way to look like you ate a sour lemon...?
:p

#202 - On 07/27/2009 at 4:19am by quantum_insanity

it could look sexy

#237 - On 08/19/2009 at 6:47am by stryder

You should've simply told him it was his fault.

#183 - On 07/26/2009 at 4:40pm by CFR

At least your first time was mind blowing though...mine just sucked...I'm sorry your boyfriend was such a dick. There's plenty of fish in the sea though =)

#190 - On 07/26/2009 at 9:43pm by CFR

how do you know it was mind-blowing? I mean if it was your first time and don't have a basis for comparisson anything would probably be mind-blowing. Past that note, he is a dick. Cut his balls off.

#184 - On 07/26/2009 at 5:02pm by yesfyourlife

Maybe it's better off that you're no longer with him, because FYL, he's a douche.

#187 - On 07/26/2009 at 5:16pm by Edenbeam

Haha! You have an ugly orgasm face! Sorry! That is just mean of him. 9 months for that! How would you know if it's "mind-blowing" if he's your first? UOF!

#188 - On 07/26/2009 at 7:58pm by jessiana7

Oh, what a bastard... I bet he just said he was a virgin to take yours. Why didn't you sock him in the balls? Tomorrow, go and bring back one of his balls as a trophy lol ;)

#189 - On 07/26/2009 at 9:13pm by hat

a similar story has been posted before

#192 - On 07/26/2009 at 11:18pm by bensonpilot

Fake. Sex the first time blows.

#193 - On 07/26/2009 at 11:31pm by SS240

your boyfriend is a douche, plain and simple. If that's his exuse then he was just waiting to use you and dump you. Get over it; he's not worth it.

#194 - On 07/26/2009 at 11:32pm by xxbydesign

An arsehole of a boyfriend.

You can't exactly say it was 'mind-blowing' as you have nothing to compare it too.
You deserve better though.

Find someone with experience, it will be way more mindblowing ;)

#196 - On 07/27/2009 at 2:02am by getawaygirl

yeah like hell....

#197 - On 07/27/2009 at 2:52am by ashweeeee

hell with him then. if you gave him sex then he should be like that was amazing. if he really said that then he is an asshole and not worth your time or your intimacy.

#198 - On 07/27/2009 at 3:19am by sexyladiesman

what do you mean, "gave" him sex? what, is sex something the man receives from the woman, like a gift? we don't need your charity.

#203 - On 07/27/2009 at 6:05am by 6times7

He's a douccccchhheeeeeeeeeeee and just wanted to nail you and then bail. FYL

#199 - On 07/27/2009 at 3:26am by drinkupgorgeous

LOL! That's a par.

#207 - On 07/27/2009 at 12:39pm by Kel_x

You don't have mind-blowing sex when it's your first time. Sorry, but that's the truth.

#208 - On 07/27/2009 at 12:51pm by iamelrebel

I'm calling fake.
There's no way you have mind-blowing sex your first time.

#209 - On 07/27/2009 at 2:27pm by BOTARded

This. Also there's very little chance you'd orgasm the first time.

#210 - On 07/27/2009 at 2:52pm by Solarblind

To me, that sounds like you got played. Your dude was not a virgin and was just waiting for you to put out. I'd put money on him knocking other girls behind your back, as well... Sucks to be you, my friend.

#211 - On 07/27/2009 at 4:08pm by rosiegrewup

Wow. D: That sucks.

#212 - On 07/27/2009 at 5:48pm by pika_pikachu

now go forth and have as much amazing sex with as many different people as possible to make up for it.

#213 - On 07/27/2009 at 9:07pm by BRIDESHEAD

you're young you'll get over it. Grow up and maybe stop being such a skanky whore

#214 - On 07/28/2009 at 12:18am by Jedidiah

This is fake. It hurts like hell the first time.

#215 - On 07/28/2009 at 12:55am by strawberryswirl

When it was my first time like a couple of years ago, it was good, but not mind blowing.

You need time to refine your techniques.

FYL for having a prick of a boyfriend.

#218 - On 07/28/2009 at 7:06am by Maxine17

Well, if she was a virgin then she doesn't really know what mind-blowing sex is anyways. Regardless, he's a jerk.

FYL because he is an ass D:

#219 - On 07/28/2009 at 11:41am by Piya

FYL. Wow, I'm real glad you don't have to deal with that mofo anymore. You should be relieved. What a shallow dick-head.

#220 - On 07/28/2009 at 11:58am by AudreyKHepburn

I call shenanigans. No two virgins have mind-blowing sex the first time. Especially the girl.

#222 - On 07/28/2009 at 3:54pm by sy1606a

this is why think sex before marriage is wrong, cuz once u loose it, ull never get it back. he just used that as an excuse, he probably dumped u cuz ur too easy, but today, most girls are too easy

#225 - On 07/29/2009 at 7:00pm by AriesPrincess91

I disagree.
Yes a lot of girls are easy now days, But I don't think she is, they waited 9 months, thats a long time.
Maybe she really did love him and wanted to give him "The world" (In other words give herself to him in everyway possible)
I say FYL, because your boyfriend was a douche bag and doesn't see how important that was to you.

Now my boy and I have been together for a little over two years, and if I could I would give it up to him anyday, but the thing is he moved :( lol

#226 - On 07/31/2009 at 6:23am by Peacelover99

people dont seem to know what to make up to get something online.... dumbest post ever.. just like the i dont want to marry you anymore because you aren't pure anymore...

#227 - On 07/31/2009 at 5:59pm by vancouverite

either your lying, he's small, or you're wide. the first time is never mind blowing especially if it's both of your first times.
i call shenanigans

#228 - On 07/31/2009 at 11:17pm by Pooky

haha that is going to be my next excuse

#229 - On 07/31/2009 at 11:25pm by jz4

i would shave off his "wittle project"

#231 - On 08/02/2009 at 10:03pm by dbjb40

Well, an ugly orgasm must be made for his ugly junk. FYL D:

#234 - On 08/05/2009 at 10:00pm by cookiequack

that sucks (even though i lol'd when i read this)

#235 - On 08/06/2009 at 3:42am by hellomynameisyou

i would say "oh thank god i was gonna break up with you too. im only into big penises"

#236 - On 08/16/2009 at 9:33pm by jdizzle1245

Nine months is a very long time oh...

#238 - On 08/22/2009 at 6:41am by EricPoon

……挺惨的。估计那哥们儿也不是什么好鸟~真正爱你的男人不会这样

#239 - On 08/25/2009 at 12:17pm by pplee

What the hell? If you didn't have sex, how was he your boyfriend?

Something is definitely wrong with him for biding his time that long. lol

#240 - On 08/28/2009 at 9:14pm by dvs01

At least you had an orgasm your first time, shit, look at it on the bright side!!! As for the ugly orgasm face, tell him you woulda been better off keepin your eyes closed.

#241 - On 08/29/2009 at 2:26am by IrReSiStAbLe88

I highly doubt you orgasmed on your first time, especially if it was his first time too.

#242 - On 08/31/2009 at 2:32am by Laid2Rest6661

Lol, FYL

#243 - On 09/17/2009 at 12:28pm by Carmegita

- -.````9 months!!!!!!!! OMG```And u finally know that he is a sexual salver.. 你会遇到更好的.. 那男的不值得..真不值得..

#244 - On 09/23/2009 at 9:27am by HLLAND

How the HELL did you manage to have mindblowing sex on your first time?
That's like... impossible ha.

#246 - On 11/04/2009 at 12:43pm by purple_crack_lip

It's not impossible. Mine wasn't orgasmic, but it was awesome on a whole new level. I had sex after one month of dating (stupid?) but we're still together- happily- 2 years later.

#247 - On 12/11/2009 at 3:46pm by Gweniiveyre

lol, this sounds like something I read on IMMD

#249 - On 02/10/2010 at 5:14pm by fuzz97

If you were both virgins, intercourse would of started and been done with in two seconds because of excitement. Unless you guys took a long ass time amping up to sex, as in making out, touching, blowjob, etc... But still the actually sex would of been done with within seconds.

#251 - On 03/03/2010 at 6:53am by LadyAshley

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