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Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML


I agree, your life sucks (37820) - you deserved it (10817)

On 11/21/2008 at 11:03pm - intimacy - by CoCo - Sent from mobile version

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actually for evolutionary purposes men are suppose to wait until the female orgasms, her orgasm helps the sperm move towards the egg through the contractions

#2 - On 02/05/2009 at 9:38pm by Melly

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Aren't there any other guys here who treat the first orgasm as foreplay? Sex should be a marathon not a 100 meter sprint.

#5 - On 02/12/2009 at 6:53pm by MCart

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