Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, when I noticed a large piece of broccoli wedged between her teeth. I have no idea how she didn't feel it, but I couldn't stop fixating on it and started going soft. I had to cry out, fake an orgasm, then toss the condom really quickly to spare her feelings. FML

by horsefuck / 08/07/2015 at 8:51am / Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur) / Intimacy

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  • Or tell her she has broccoli in her teeth

    #4 - On 08/07/2015 at 6:05pm by LibertyLife20

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  • If you had have told her, she probably would have thought nothing of it, fixed the problem, and you could have had a real orgasm instead of faking it

    #10 - On 08/07/2015 at 6:12pm by cutycat136

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