Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
by Fuck / 02/25/2015 at 4:39pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
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Was he trying to give directions to himself? Afraid he might skip a step?
#10 - On 02/26/2015 at 2:14am by Dick_diamond
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While I think it's a good idea to not force sex to be a serious thing, I also think that that's weird and not remotely sexy.
#8 - On 02/26/2015 at 2:14am by RobinGoodfellow
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