Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

by Fuck / 02/25/2015 at 4:39pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

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  • Was he trying to give directions to himself? Afraid he might skip a step?

    #10 - On 02/26/2015 at 2:14am by Dick_diamond

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  • While I think it's a good idea to not force sex to be a serious thing, I also think that that's weird and not remotely sexy.

    #8 - On 02/26/2015 at 2:14am by RobinGoodfellow

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