Today, after a heavy make-out session, my boyfriend and I discovered his lips bruise really easily. This wouldn't be a problem except he's been telling people I hit him. He thinks it's hilarious. FML
by Grrrreat / 02/04/2015 at 10:16am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy
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Next time he goes to kiss you offer a handshake...
#3 - On 02/04/2015 at 1:05pm by Jae_Hellyun
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Bite his lips next time so that they will be both bruised and swollen.
#10 - On 02/04/2015 at 1:08pm by Steve95401
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