Today, my mom got me a Christmas present. Since I'm a whovian, she thought it would be cool to get me what she thought was a sonic screwdriver. It was actually a dildo shaped as one. I opened the gift in front of my entire family. FML

by whovian / 12/25/2014 at 10:17am / United States (Maine) / Intimacy

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  • I thought it didn't do wood.
    (Sorry couldn't resist, Happy Holidays!).

    #2 - On 12/25/2014 at 6:21pm by AmeliaClara

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  • Is your vagina bigger on the inside?

    #30 - On 12/25/2014 at 7:39pm by Jazoo1

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