Today, my best friend and I, after years of sexual tension, began to have sex for the first time. Things got heated and he decided to abruptly stand up with me around him. I got so nervous, spazzed out, and now have 37 staples in my head courtesy of his bookshelf. FML

by anonymous / 10/23/2014 at 9:25pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

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  • Rough sex, you're doing it wrong.

    Seriously though, hope you're ok!

    #3 - On 10/24/2014 at 3:24am by LostMy_Marbles

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  • 37 staples!? Jesus! I went through a windshield and didn't even need 37 staples!

    Well at least that sex war wound is cooler than run of the mill rug burn.

    #5 - On 10/24/2014 at 3:27am by junkman6

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