Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. FML
by CJune24 / 10/22/2014 at 5:24pm / United Kingdom (Kirklees) / Intimacy
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"I mounted him"
I don't know why I'm laughing at this
#4 - On 10/23/2014 at 3:57am by Gabilliam
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That Sucks, but maybe he was really tired and didn't feel like having sex. It's unlikely but not unheard of.
#2 - On 10/23/2014 at 3:55am by Lenny15Prezident
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