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Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML

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On 08/27/2014 at 5:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

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You really gotta watch it with those things..Try using just one..

#1 - On 08/27/2014 at 11:20pm by xxbvbsusanxx

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Yeah I was just about to say... That's why you only wear one while doing that man. That's just stupid lol that's jack off 101

#3 - On 08/27/2014 at 11:21pm by yung_dubbs

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