Sneaky hand shandy

By Skylan - 13/11/2008 10:31 - France

Spicy
Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch porn on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear, but It wasn't until she came out of the bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML
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fmlplzthks 0

if you guys sleep in separate bedrooms wtf else does she expect you to do...

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ThorsSon 0

#3 said basically what I was thinking... "she came out of HER bedroom"? FYL for sure dude.

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shortypie 3

i hope you are single, if not FHL for being with you.

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z_hamel 0

idiot he said his wife how can he be single

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isminei 6

I think shortypie was replying to HyperFlirt

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fmlplzthks 0

if you guys sleep in separate bedrooms wtf else does she expect you to do...

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lady_hoff 0

wow. that is what every great man should do. watch **** behind there wife's back and then post how she saw you on fml. your a keeper

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picante72 24

He probably left their bedroom to go spank the wank in the living room where she wouldn't hear him.

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ThorsSon 0

#3 said basically what I was thinking... "she came out of HER bedroom"? FYL for sure dude.

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wiz_khaliffa 0

He could have been in the living room while watching it and she could have came out of their room to see what was goin on .

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riceicle1 6

But it says HER bedroom.

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roseglass6370 0

Wow...if I were her I would be LIVID. But yeah, what up with the "HER" bedroom...?

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xNephilim 18

Why? Men watch ****. It's somewhat natural. Nowadays anyway. I don't see what the big deal is... It's just ****, for God's sake.

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jdkfgkjdfb 0

"Her" bedroom? You and your wife don't share one? **** is for pervs.

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hottstuff69 0

**** helps with the later of the week.... why would she be pissed

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slax0r 0

same as #8, do you really need **** if you're married? If so, something's probably wrong.

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xerbrus 14

people become uninterested in each other after a time plus if they aren't sharing a bedroom he's probably not getting laid

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MozillaFirefox 0

Wow, talk about whipped. Does she keep you on a leash when you leave the house, too? Seriously though, if #8 and #9 are guessing right, then you need a divorce or something.

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Sessee 4

Agreed with #3. But, yeah, if I were married and my husband woke me up all like "SEX PLZ", I'd be like, "**** off". I am guessing he'd watch ****.

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