Today, my boyfriend stayed over at my place for the first time. I left him in the bedroom for a couple of minutes while I used the toilet, and when I came back, he was holding my vibrator. He angrily asked me, "What the hell is this? You know this is cheating, right?" FML

by Anonymous / 04/15/2014 at 12:37pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

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  • I hope you pointed angrily at his hand.

    #2 - On 04/15/2014 at 8:15pm by Welshite

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  • Tell him he's actually the other man, and you're already in a meaningful relationship with your vibrator but you're willing to be friends with benefits.

    #6 - On 04/15/2014 at 8:22pm by chocolatefrog28

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