Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML
by Anonymous / 04/14/2014 at 4:12pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
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Did you quit her cold turkey?
#3 - On 04/14/2014 at 6:16pm by Scubanaut
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"I'LL HOP ON YOU LIKE THE EASTER BUNNY!"
#10 - On 04/14/2014 at 6:20pm by Bwcoleman222
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