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Today, my Game of Thrones addicted girlfriend decided to name my penis Tyrion Lannister. FML

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On 03/31/2014 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by off to the whorehouse, then (man) - United Kingdom (Brighton and Hove)

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Your penis is now a Lannister, one of the wealthiest penises in all the seven kingdoms.

#8 - On 03/31/2014 at 7:24pm by PhilSnake22

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Well he IS the god of tits and wine.

#7 - On 03/31/2014 at 7:23pm by JACKxRAWR

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