By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 08:33 - New Zealand - Auckland

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Today, I found out the pet name my girlfriend gave my penis wasn't randomly made up after all; it's her ex's name. FML
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Exodiafinder687 58

Well at least now if she ever turns you down for sex you can just deal with it by beating her ex.

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wishfulthinks 19

If he was a massive dick, take is as a compliment to your endowment.

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Welshite 39

I guess he was a real Dick after all. That's why parents should never name their children Richard.

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

ya I'd take it as an insult. Y she thinking of her ex while looking at your dick...

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blazingshot147 19

Maybe it's a way to vent because she wants to pound the ex (not sexually)

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iPixiee 23

Would be funny if the name of your ex is "Dick" :p jk

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carecow 16

Her ex was called Lil' buddy too? Small world!

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Exodiafinder687 58

Well at least now if she ever turns you down for sex you can just deal with it by beating her ex.

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bahamit 18

Hate to simply give props in a comment but that is simply genius, a true silver lining.

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Killswitchknot 20

Congratulations 5, you won FML for the month

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marcmaralou 15

I rarely take the time to thumb up comments... but you made me laugh

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alex1022 11

ahhh Exodiafinder687 your comments never disappoint

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wishfulthinks 19

If he was a massive dick, take is as a compliment to your endowment.

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DisturbedSRT8 17

That's ****** up. At least you can get some enjoyment from beating him.

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HighasaCloud 46

So when she says she loves [ex] you think she's talking about your penis. Also covers her ass when she accidentally calls out his name during sex. Wow, that's clever.

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