Today, I went on my sixth date with a guy I was beginning to really like. He asked if I'd mind if his friend Pete met up with us afterwards. I said sure. Turns out "Pete" is his penis. FML

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  • I hope you shook hands with Pete when you met him. It's rude not to.

    Maybe an embrace and a few kisses if it's more informal.

    #1 - On 03/20/2014 at 6:25pm by Welshite

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  • Tell him you only want to see Pete from now on.

    #7 - On 03/20/2014 at 6:28pm by briang959

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