By KEA_08 - 20/03/2014 17:13 - Canada - Etobicoke

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Today, I went on my sixth date with a guy I was beginning to really like. He asked if I'd mind if his friend Pete met up with us afterwards. I said sure. Turns out "Pete" is his penis. FML
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OP here, he was a lovely man until this. Weeks before this date he talked about Pete as if he were a real person. I thought I was going to meet his best friend...which I guess I did in one sense.

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I hope you shook hands with Pete when you met him. It's rude not to. Maybe an embrace and a few kisses if it's more informal.

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JMichael 25

I hope you let Pete meet Kat! Mine is Josh Jr.!

Well I hope you weren't too... Surprised... Good luck with this guy OP. He'll keep you on your toes.

classiceagle63 16

So how is this a FML? Sounds like good news.

Definitely marriage material. A sense of humour never goes amiss! :D

He name his penis "Pete".. he must have a small penis. Haha...