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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Ouch. Maybe save your kink for further down the track OP :P
Well you might have taken your inspiration too far, given your nickname. Clawing is a special skill that shouldn't be abused.
Maybe try a scratching post next time.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 22 January 2015