Sensitive snowflake

By onepussytwopussy - 07/03/2014 19:47 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Ouch. Maybe save your kink for further down the track OP :P

Well you might have taken your inspiration too far, given your nickname. Clawing is a special skill that shouldn't be abused. Maybe try a scratching post next time.

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Ouch. Maybe save your kink for further down the track OP :P

martialart1st18 19

it might well be but not for the first time

bertyogurt 7

Anyone that's ever been kinky or crazy for their first time is probably going to end up growing up thinking that being aggressive and wild is all sex is. It's great, but it's something you should grow into with maturity, so you can control it and know when it's appropriate.

It never says they were losing their virginity it was saying they as a couple were doing it for the first time.... Granted one person experience can be more the anothers so you need to talk about likes and dislikes before sex ever happens.

Yeah, because most people for their first time together have sat down and written the rules of love they wish to have.. right 'tf is this, 50 shades of grey? Normal people do it in the heat of the moment.

How would you know your partner would like it? It is completely selfish to do something only for your enjoyment when it could be a major turned off or hurt them. I know a guy that had a girl stick her finger up his ass in the heat of the moment and he punched her. You always take first before sex.

Well you might have taken your inspiration too far, given your nickname. Clawing is a special skill that shouldn't be abused. Maybe try a scratching post next time.

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So if I drag my nails down your back and you feel pain, you're a wimp?

- 62 if a man shows any pain he is a wimp, didn't you know that?

badluckalex 23

sounds like op had some sharp ass nails

I had first comment and it dissappeared.

The_only_Eric 4

You should've said I'm a tiger. Raawwr.

Cut your nails or make him wear a shirt and try again!

"Put on your shirt; I want to have sex." Wut?

Not that weird, ever been in the heat of the moment and you're just too impatient to take off your shirt?

Here babe! I made you this chainmail to wear for..us. ;D

Woah there tiger a little scratching is nice but you didn't have to full on draw blood!

I'm not understanding why he was limping because of a scratched back... Can you say 'Drama Queen'?

Drama Queen! But seriously, there's no reason for him to be limping...unless OP also scratched elsewhere? o_O

Don't worry OP. Your boyfriend will understand and next time it will be better. At least now you know what not to do!