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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43562) - you deserved it (22881)

On 03/07/2014 at 2:47pm - intimacy - by onepussytwopussy (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

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Ouch. Maybe save your kink for further down the track OP :P

#1 - On 03/07/2014 at 7:32pm by Blink_me26

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Well you might have taken your inspiration too far, given your nickname. Clawing is a special skill that shouldn't be abused.

Maybe try a scratching post next time.

#2 - On 03/07/2014 at 7:32pm by Welshite

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