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Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47133) - you deserved it (9261)

On 02/26/2014 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by lovely (woman) - United States (California)

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I'm sorry, it sucks that your boyfriends penis is small enough to fit thru a donut...

#8 - On 02/26/2014 at 6:08pm by empbob

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What kind of donut?????

#2 - On 02/26/2014 at 6:06pm by evanobrien

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