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By lovely - 26/02/2014 18:53 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 121

You deserved it 10 610

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By jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 357

You deserved it 7 465

By esb - 13/08/2009 15:23 - Canada

Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 857

You deserved it 8 327

By FawnPrincess - 17/11/2017 15:00

Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 216

You deserved it 443

Say yes

By fuckingdonuts - 18/05/2015 02:54 - United States - Edmond

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 057

You deserved it 5 182

Wandering

By kmyltd - 14/09/2016 06:18 - Australia - Mount Eliza

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 872

You deserved it 3 587

The Conquest of Bread

By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 11:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML

I agree, your life sucks 849

You deserved it 252

By Anonymous - 08/08/2011 14:29 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend told me about this guy who makes balloon animals with his penis. My boyfriend has spent the last 4 hours trying to make his penis look like a pretzel. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 707

You deserved it 4 475

Groucho

By beardedlady - 02/07/2011 06:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 106

You deserved it 5 246

By Username - 12/03/2011 05:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 185

You deserved it 8 335

By scubai - 14/01/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 582

You deserved it 5 698

empbob 20

Thursday 27 February 2014 0:08

I'm sorry, it sucks that your boyfriends penis is small enough to fit thru a donut...

evanobrien 14

Thursday 27 February 2014 0:06

What kind of donut?????

Comments

Brock_Manson 8

Thursday 27 February 2014 1:42

Remember you're not allowed to lick your lips!

Jemm_fml 29

Thursday 27 February 2014 1:44

....at the weirdest moments FML blesses me with some AWESOME ideas. Brb

molliciousj 19

Thursday 27 February 2014 8:01

#57 Your profile pic fits your comment perfectly. Eh...

rec_chem 22

Thursday 27 February 2014 1:47

F his life if you wouldn't do it.

A_Perfect_Circle 12

Thursday 27 February 2014 1:53

I bet it was jelly filled(;

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 27 February 2014 1:59

It's one way to spice things up bit it seems like it more like glazed over...

elcee1987 18

Thursday 27 February 2014 2:03

New meaning for circle jerk?

KittenSandwich 9

Thursday 27 February 2014 2:05

Points for creativity.

hjsidd92 1

Thursday 27 February 2014 2:36

I just had to add a comment bc it said 69 comments

devildog3766 3

Thursday 27 February 2014 2:38

cream of sum young guy

Smoothiemuch 8

Thursday 27 February 2014 2:41

This would be funny if I wasn't eating a doughnut while reading this.

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