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Today, I bought a new bra and panties and modeled them for my boyfriend. I thought he liked them, until mid-way through feeling me up, he decided he'd rather give me a massive wedgie. FML

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On 02/22/2014 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by coppervains (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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Thats called love. It means he loves you enough to be playful even when he's being sexy.

#1 - On 02/22/2014 at 7:00pm by Azrael0197

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He should have been pulling them off instead of trying to pull them on tighter. Guess you'll just have to teach him.

#9 - On 02/22/2014 at 7:08pm by PainOfDemise

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