Today, I bought a new bra and panties and modeled them for my boyfriend. I thought he liked them, until mid-way through feeling me up, he decided he'd rather give me a massive wedgie. FML
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Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who never initiates sex, pulled me into my room and onto my bed with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this for once, she reaches down, grabs my underwear, and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever received. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a wedgie and got her sister to take a pic. My boxers broke. I had that pair since middle school. FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML
Today, I decided to dress up sexy for my boyfriend. I put on cute undies and a corset because they made the most of my assets. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "The colours don't match." FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
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Azrael0197 5
Thats called love. It means he loves you enough to be playful even when he's being sexy.
PainOfDemise 11
He should have been pulling them off instead of trying to pull them on tighter. Guess you'll just have to teach him.
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Azrael0197 5
Thats called love. It means he loves you enough to be playful even when he's being sexy.
eyepuppy 31
Agreed. Unless he left the room right after giving you the wedgie, I think he was just trying to be playful and goofy.
JustinKirby 20
I still feel bad for OP, I'm just picturing an OP trying to be sexy for her boyfriend and than just gets a massive wedgie
justagirl1998 10
Yep if he said it in a sexy voice and didn't give ger the wedgie and left then she shouldn't have to worry..
syed121417 22
Maybe he thought you were being a bad girl and you needed it? It's cute when guys do things like that, it means they are comfortable around you to mess around even when you're being sexy
my_user_name 7
There is a time for being playful and a time for just being sexy. You have to learn to read your partner. Obviously the OP was not trying to set a playful tone! I would be pissed if I was trying to be sexy with a girlfriend and she started joking around.
Sniper_Chick4110 20
#1 is right. 'That's love.' I tell my husband this when i cover his eyes while he is playing Ps3, make darth vadar noises in his earpiece for all his friends, climb up in front of the screen naked or put my cold hands under his shirt. It works both ways. ;)
tj79 3
Umm I am not feeling the love in this situation. A wedgie does not equal love.
mike7236 5
I think in the right situation a wedgie can be sexy, it depends on what he is in to lol!
mike7236 5
He might be in to that sort of thing. Personally I think it can be kind of kinky depending on the situation, he might of thought that giving a wedgie was sexy. Not really so bad from my perspective..
AloysiusWeasley 15
You aren't one of those teachers dating an underage student, are you?
lanah_fml 10
What gave you that idea?
AloysiusWeasley 15
Anyone who is that immature when his woman is modeling lingerie is probably under the age of 18. Seriously, I'm all for being playful, but grabbing the panties to give a massive wedgie is definitely a WTF.
pwnman 33
Yeah.. That's gotta hurt...
it__happens 17
Happens.
Selvyys 4
Didn't know people weren't allowed to express how they felt in one word.. I dont see a reason to judge someone for that. It seems pretty silly to me.
star14394 20
Maybe he thought it would turn you on more...
silvercamaro 22
How........
DanielleinDC 33
Yeah, because nothing gets a woman hotter than having her sexy lingerie forcefully jammed up her crack by an immature twit who thinks visible panty lines are an invitation to grab and yank. Really, #6, OP was trying to act sexy, and her boyfriend pulls a juvenile prank.
PrincessCastiel 27
Expect the unexpected
MarisaCB 16
Now that is romance.
BellaBear90 27
*sarcasm* No one has to appreciate underwear being yanked up their ass.
strapper88 6
G-strings.
PainOfDemise 11
He should have been pulling them off instead of trying to pull them on tighter. Guess you'll just have to teach him.
jack_splat 11
From granny panties to thong instantly.
Marlee141717 9
You should give him payback!