Today, I was having some kinky sex with my girlfriend. When I said "You've been a bad girl", she looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously, "What did I do?" FML
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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Things got heated and I yelled, "Who's your daddy?" With a blank expression she replied, "I don't know." FML
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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it, I whispered in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I then heard behind me, "I am." FML
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Top comments
Wakachulak 22
Well, at least you know she hasn't done anything.
Alyxi 20
are you sure she wasn't just trying to play along?
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Comments (91)
Wakachulak 22
Well, at least you know she hasn't done anything.
Alyxi 20
are you sure she wasn't just trying to play along?
arandomusernameaa 20
what would you answer with though? also the tone of voice probably hinted she thought she had done something wrong..
JMichael 25
She was very convincing apparently.
Alhamdulilah 15
Your girlfriend HAS done something wrong!
bubblyhayley 16
I agree!!!!
hunteryager 18
There's a button for that!!!
zsxwrsd 7
Where?
xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18
Your girlfriend doesn't understand kinky sex
IPatMusic 2
Thank you I never would guess that
LouisvilleLuke 10
Thanks for clearing that one up
AUShano 15
Best. Girlfriend. Ever. Marry that girl!!
CandyPewPewPew 29
Appreciate her too!
Wakachulak 22
We'll be a family... No matter what you say... I don't know, it just seemed appropriate. Or the song is just plain stuck in my head.
nyctophobia 5
Not a reason to marry someone.
strawberrywine22 30
Explain it to her, and then you two can practice practice practice until she gets it right!
brandoneyez1 25
She's new to talking dirty... She'll get the hang of it.
Enslaved 36
So continue and tell her why she's been a "bad girl". If you're going to role play don't break character! :P
arandomusernameaa 20
But you have to think about that!
Enslaved 36
It's not what you say, it's how you say it. I role play quite a lot minus the "bad girl". Harsh words and playful spankings trigger my-- daddy issues. :'''(
TheDrifter 23
Naughty girls, playful spankings and Daddy issues is a whole other kink. Maybe I spend too much time on Tumblr.
ep27 8
yea why break character if you're role playing. maybe she was in character too
Ksweety_fml 27
Did you looked real serious when you said that?
ivydindy13 14
He probably looked really horny.
IllestRated 17
Interrogation time....