Dirty talk

By awkward - 22/02/2014 05:39 - United States

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Today, I was having some kinky sex with my girlfriend. When I said "You've been a bad girl", she looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously, "What did I do?" FML
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Wakachulak 22

Well, at least you know she hasn't done anything.

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Alyxi 20

are you sure she wasn't just trying to play along?

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LUFT 12

Hahaha! Am I the only one who thinks she is adorable???

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MymB612 14

Wait, so you're having "kinky sex", yet she is unaware that "you're a bad girl" is supposed to be sexy? Now i'm wondering if you even know what "kinky sex" is.

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DanielleinDC 33

At least she didn't laugh at you for calling her a bad girl. I think she was just playing along and expected you to tell her what she had "done" and what her "punishment" is.

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icepick23 12

That's hot--sounds like she is good with role play, which can be quite the thrill. Enjoy!

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Obacooba 14

Blonde Moment. Or she has a guilty conscience

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jdlanam87 9

Tell her she should know and punish her till she remembers. ;)

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KTH1321 1

she's cheating or just sucks at kinky sex

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