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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. After a while, he started staring at my lady parts, and said my "vag looks like a mockingjay". He then stretched the lips apart like wings and made little "CA-CAW CA-CAW!" sounds. FML
Tell him his junk looks like an elephant, and flap his balls like Dumbo's ears.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 31 July 2015