Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Today, I thought it would be really hot to watch porn while my girlfriend and I were having sex. I got so hot and aroused that I came before the previews even ended. That was less than one minute. FML
Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML
Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend finally showed me the porn she likes to watch. Amputees were involved. FML
Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all that, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a great idea for her history class project... while we were having sex. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
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MysticMonkey 9
You're ******* a pornstar? Not all bad!
thehumanlyhuman 7
The fact that she suggested it to you makes me laugh. She must be pretty proud of her performance...
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MysticMonkey 9
You're ******* a pornstar? Not all bad!
Enslaved 36
So remember, the next time you're watching ****, you can think, "Hey, that might really be my future girlfriend."
RadikulRam 16
Considering OP's username, I don't think he's too happy about this.
JesterJosh 5
Why would he be happy??? That's so trashy. Only losers and assholes go for that kind of stuff.
thehumanlyhuman 7
The fact that she suggested it to you makes me laugh. She must be pretty proud of her performance...
kjack49044 18
Is she a narcissist? Turned on by herself?
gc327072 30
"Go **** yourself!" "Wouldn't mind, actually…"
dman1997 5
Why don't you tell her you'd rather participate in a new one rather than watch an old one.
B1ackthesun 31
Another thread got moderated and removed and some how my reply to them ended up here sorry #4!
sunnyray812 42
Plus I HIGHLY doubt he wants to watch a video of someone else banging her.
MoellerCrusader 1
It would have been a lot weirder if it was like some pornos and this time the dad was giving it to the sons gf
tj4234 35
I don't see how this is an FML tbh...
B1ackthesun 31
Some may find the news the 'sweet innocent girl' they have been dating is, well, a ***** upsetting. Not everyone wants a town bike.
tj4234 35
That's not really what I mean. I was continuing what the others were saying above with their 'not bad' comments about sex with a pornstar. Lol.
B1ackthesun 31
Yes and I merely pointed out the fyl side of it.
The_Tenth_Doctor 14
She must likes to watch herself.
passcode5 5
I'm sorry. I LOVE your name
\ 28
As long as it isn't "Backdoor ***** 9" OP should be fine.
Enslaved 36
What about Fist Club? (butt you'll never know because First rule ...
Psychicgirl17 18
Or "One Girl, Five Cocks"
ILoveFlowers 15
#42 I saw the picture right as I pressed the back button, and had to come back to look closer, and indeed it is the 10th Doctor! Love it :)
jacob916 8
I finish backdoor ***** 9 :)
adyb 12
That's a pretty weird way to admit to being a pornstar star xD
zandalee 19
I'm thinking she is really quite proud of herself and wants OP to be impressed as well.
UrYousername 15
There's actually a good way to tell someone that you're a **** star?
iSativa 24
New idea. Lets film a better one and then do a round two while watching it.
spazz666 18
This guys got the right idea. Damn. Why didn't I think of that?
jayceejaco 15
That's a really nice comeback
Wizardo 33
Unless its some freaky BDSM or bondage crap I see no problem with this, carry on. Bygones will be bygones.
BMTHsuperfan 18
Excuse you, but some people like the freakier side..
anon_e_m00se 8
#40 -- a girl after my heart ;-)
christalyeager 13
What's wrong with that? People like different things..
BrookRae 19
Just because you don't see a problem with it doesn't mean OP doesn't.
gc327072 30
I said "hey babe, take a walk on the wild side…"
712sash 26
Barney Stinson, is that you?
Voij 16
The awesome part is that two scenes from HIMYM apply here: a) Robin likes to watch herself on the TV while she's getting busy. b) Barney taught Ted to never, ever turn down a pornstar.
712sash 26
Lol true. Barney is the best of all. Although, I've lost interest in the last season :/
a4s 8
No, it's Charlie Sheen
Kain713 14
You dumped a **** star?! FRIENDSHIP OVER!!!
BeccaHugs 17
This can't be Barney: Baney would never consider this and FML. The exact opposite, actually. He'd be loving it.
CtrlAltDef3at 4
Its Ted. FRIENDSHIP OVER!!!!!
frontmanmike 14
Ahem. Link, please.
deepunder 17
I need this link... For educational reasons:3