Intimacy, Sex, Weird and Porn: No kinkshaming, but come on… - FML

No kinkshaming, but come on…

By Erik Monkey - 27/04/2022 07:00 - United States - Chicago

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend finally showed me the porn she likes to watch. Amputees were involved. FML

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You deserved it 257

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Same thing different taste

Sounds hot

By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

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Freaky

By Anonymous - 27/08/2010 09:15 - United States

Spicy

Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex yet, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite." Now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 817

You deserved it 5 004

By i fking love docb - 04/11/2012 21:16 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Christiansted

Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML

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By Can't Unsee - 25/08/2018 22:00

Spicy

Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML

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You deserved it 564

Roommates from hell, part 350125

By Escape! - 03/02/2009 21:38 - United States

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecology exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML

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You deserved it 4 263

By herve - 22/05/2009 19:50 - Lebanon

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2014 21:29 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML

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You deserved it 3 560

By footfood - 27/06/2011 14:56 - Slovenia

Spicy

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML

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You deserved it 7 724

Bed move

By wellokthen - 26/11/2019 18:00 - United States - Birmingham

Spicy

Today, my friend sent me a link to a porn video. The guy in it was my boyfriend, the girl in it wasn't me, but they were in my bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 130

You deserved it 273

By burb - 25/09/2013 19:23 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 014

You deserved it 3 880

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Top comments

JackWood 20

Wednesday 27 April 2022 21:27

I'd give an arm and a leg for a woman like that!

cuz803 44

Wednesday 27 April 2022 18:05

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! GET OUT THAT RELATIONSHIP ASAP!! CASTRATION IS ON HER LIST I GUARANTEE YOU!!

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 27 April 2022 15:20

Not the ones with Stumpy Blumpkins and Pegleg Meg? Um, my friend raves about them. Yeah, that's it.

poopface82 18

Wednesday 27 April 2022 15:35

I don’t know who those people are. I think I was happier when I didn’t know.

GlennQugmire 14

Wednesday 27 April 2022 21:06

Silly

cuz803 44

Wednesday 27 April 2022 18:05

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! GET OUT THAT RELATIONSHIP ASAP!! CASTRATION IS ON HER LIST I GUARANTEE YOU!!

JackWood 20

Wednesday 27 April 2022 21:27

I'd give an arm and a leg for a woman like that!

SirEnigM0nk 22

Saturday 30 April 2022 4:12

Would you give head too?

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Today, I asked out a girl I’ve been hanging out with for a few months. She said, “That’s kind of gross.” When I asked her about, it she said, “My friends will think you’re creepy” followed by, “You’re not actually a creep, they say you look like one.” I groom myself every day like a normal person. FML

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Today, I arrived at a camp and met one of my roommates. At bedtime, I had energy still, so I did push-ups. The guy was asleep or so I thought because he was facing the wall. The guy thought I was jacking off and told everyone I did it in the middle of our room. FML

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Today, I told my stepdad 3 times not to unload my new stove by himself, being worried about both the appliance and his bad back. When I came back to the car two minutes later, he'd taken the stove out and was wondering where that huge scratch on the side might have come from. FML

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Today, I met one of my favorite fitness models. She told me I need to get in shape. I weigh 150lbs. FML

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Today, I made a drunken bet with friends that I could pour lighter fluid on my hands, light it, and shake it out before I got burned. I lost. FML

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Today, I'm on vacation in Germany and in our seemingly normal hotel my fucking door won't stop opening and closing by itself, and I can't fucking sleep. Jesus Christ ghost, go away, I don't wanna die as well. I thought this hotel would be nice. FML

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Today, a basketball opponent ran into my elbow and hurt himself. He called me to the hospital and, to be a good person, I went to check on him. It turns out he reported me to the police to try and get money out of me. Now I'm stuck at the station while they “investigate”. FML

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Today, at work, a mosquito landed on my brand new tattoo. Without thinking, I slapped it. Hard. FML

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