You snooze, you lose

By Anonymous - 28/09/2019 22:00

Today, I got turned down by the person who has been wanting to date me for five months. FML

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By taylor w - 31/10/2014 02:32 - United States

Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML

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By UniGrad2019 - 26/01/2016 04:54 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2019 02:00

Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML

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By The L word - 30/01/2009 15:28 - United States

Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML

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By Tick - 12/04/2019 16:00

Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML

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By LonelyInLove - 17/02/2023 08:00 - United States - Methuen

Today, a guy I had developed feelings for broke things off with me, giving me a version of the “it’s not you, it’s me” line. This was the first person I had liked/wanted to date in almost 8 years. I think I’m destined to be alone. FML

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Dating is hell

By Anonymous - 15/05/2022 02:00

Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML

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Twice error

By rkaneki - 09/11/2019 20:00

Today, the guy I've been seeing told me he did not want to pursue a relationship with me after over 2 months of talking. He did the exact same thing to me 7 years ago. I fell for him twice. FML

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By genderless - 17/10/2016 19:34 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, the person I was seeing asked to be just friends. A few hours later, they tried to talk me into having sex. FML

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By anonymous - 07/03/2010 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is getting engaged. He broke up with me five months ago because our relationship was too serious for him. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 29 September 2019 1:07

They were tired of waiting. Your delaying made them feel un-special.

Katy Elizabeth Deppe 5

Sunday 29 September 2019 1:58

and this person needed to keep waiting for 5 months wow you think a lot of yourself

Comments

Lt_Senpai 21

Sunday 29 September 2019 0:33

I’ll date you

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 29 September 2019 1:07

They were tired of waiting. Your delaying made them feel un-special.

Katy Elizabeth Deppe 5

Sunday 29 September 2019 1:58

and this person needed to keep waiting for 5 months wow you think a lot of yourself

WeirdUS 29

Sunday 29 September 2019 9:33

Wow you expected them to wait on you? They dodged a bullet.

silentbabydeer 10

Sunday 29 September 2019 17:47

You snoozed, you loose.

blueknight1st 26

Sunday 29 September 2019 19:50

That’s what happens when you take too long. This isn’t really an fml for you it’s closer to an fml for them

Sinshine 28

Monday 30 September 2019 15:45

You pull them around for 5 months. What do you expect?

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Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I have no sex drive, but faked it to avoid hurting his feelings. It was after he confessed he is not attracted to women, but forced himself to have sex with me because he didn't want to admit he is gay. FML

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