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Today, I reminded my husband that I was on my period, so he wouldn't try to fool around with me. A few hours later, his goldfish-like memory kicked in and he stuck his hand down my pants while we were going to bed. I was wearing a maxi pad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53485) - you deserved it (5111)

On 10/27/2013 at 11:26am - intimacy - by SharkWeek (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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That's pretty nasty, but it seems like he would have learned his lesson.

#1 - On 10/27/2013 at 2:19pm by happle

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Looks like he was caught.. Red handed... YEEEAAAAA xD

#8 - On 10/27/2013 at 2:21pm by Misshhh

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