Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
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Worn out
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
Relaxed
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Knackered
Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML
Snooze fest
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Hello? Hello?
Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML
So hott
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
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Tupelo_Honey 30
Might be time to spice things up in the bedroom, OP!
killerclowns 8
How could that even be possible?
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Tupelo_Honey 30
Might be time to spice things up in the bedroom, OP!
zuixdoll504 4
Damn time for a bc upgrade...
ChevyRedneck85 13
What's this BC upgrade you speak of?
Tupelo_Honey 30
I was wondering the same thing!
RedX1000FML 11
It might be one of those new dinglehoppers whatever those kids call it these days with their swag yolo swag yolo.
feelingold 18
OP. He knew you were snoozing. He just wanted to (and could) finish. This may be less about spice and more about selfishness.......?
KushCrushin89 10
Perhaps "booty call"? But she did say boyfriend so I don't know.
applebramble 22
Geez , was he that bad ?
rwil90 8
Like flogging a dead horse
yourmurderscenex 13
maybe she is saying she needs a big **** upgrade...?
RedX1000FML 11
#113, You might have a valid point...
bdub31 11
I would agree just spice it up. ASAP
jbuckets_404 38
#61: "BC" most likely is a typo for "BF."
Nunaetsuko 13
Guess it's time to add some spice/more fun to your relationship..
Ch_rae5 19
i agree if your falling asleep while doing that.....something needs to change.
Jiplo 18
Indeed! I would recommend cumin if you want to go in hard, but if you want to gradually build up then I would go with cilantro.
killerclowns 8
How could that even be possible?
Voij 16
I have two guesses: A) They were both completely wasted, which would explain why she falls asleep and why he doesn't notice her being asleep. B) She fell asleep because she was exhausted/fatigued from something and he is really selfish in bed, which would explain why she's not aroused enough to be able to stay awake and why he didn't care that she fell asleep. [Trust me, unless he's really drunk/high, he will notice that you've fallen asleep. He just won't care to wake you up, though, since he can satisfy himself even while you're asleep.]
Riku714 25
@15. It could have been a mixture of both, sex can actually take so much out of a girl if she squirts, she may have actually passed out from exhaustion without realising it... As for the boyfriend he's just a dick.
CrazyManNo9 29
Trying to figure out why everyone, no anyone, just wants to blame the boyfriend. If she is so uninvolved in sex, she has at least as much responsibility for the problem as he does. Maybe more. If she just lays there and gets ******, that's what she's going to get out of it.
mFUNdo21 17
@62, are you saying a girl only gets tired during sex if she squirts? I feel like I'm missing something
jw90 18
@ 80 that's what he's implying but there's more reasons a girl would get tired other than that.
maceyellison 11
Totally agree with #77. If its about it being boring, I would have stopped it and figured out what the problem is with my partner. YDI in my opinion.
klovemachine 24
Either you had sex for a long while, or you were really sleepy. I hope it was the former :O
Wakachulak 22
Or her boyfriend is that crappy in bed she was bored
TheOrangeProon 13
To be fair he might not be entirely to blame. If he didn't even notice her fall asleep it doesn't sound like she was putting in much effort in the first place which could contribute to the sex being unsatisfactory for op.
xx000o 27
Or he cares more about the sex than he does about her.
junkman6 22
Not noticing someone fell asleep usually means they're dead fish even when they're awake. I feel worse for the BF than the OP.
Carebeareatu 23
I think you should both try spicing it up. it takes you too, to do the do ;o if its not working take control of it.
alkerh 8
I read "to do-do" and thought if that's what they're doing... Probably spicy enough already.
Carebeareatu 23
Yeah sorry I worded that a bit weird, huh? :3 I just don't see why so many people complain about their partner being bad. if you aren't enjoying it, you can change it yourself by putting in the effort. sounds like op just layed there.
leena24 11
Mmmmmm.... Sleep-sex
MymB612 14
#16... indeed it is.
RedX1000FML 11
Get me the Chloroform.
starod1337 4
@71 Your comment is bad and you should feel bad
RedX1000FML 11
#110, I DID say that....
Chumbowamba 10
excuse me does this cloth smell like chloroform?? ._.
RedX1000FML 11
#136 Hmm let me have a gand-- *passes out*
Wakachulak 22
That actually sounds logical.
companion 14
Time to try something different and add some spice
BreynHope 11
Not all of his fault, OP. You fell asleep.... during sex. Might be time to try some new things in the bedroom. Good luck!
NessaMae 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
It really sounds like he needs to do a better job at keeping you satisfied enough to stay awake.. because if you can fall asleep during sex, then I'm guessing It's not very good sex AT ALL lol.
your_ma 27
If he didn't even notice that she fell asleep she must be a pretty rubbish shag too! She obviously just always lies there. It takes two people to make good sex.
NessaMae 19
Agreed!
Mr_Mole 24
I have to agree with 21. It takes 2. It wouldn't surprise me if my gf had fallen asleep before. She has an awful habit of laying still and expecting me to do all the work. It gets so boring that I could fall asleep.
seeoseek 18
I call them a dead ****...they just lay there and do nothing...might as well be asleep...sorry op YDI
gc327072 30
21- it takes two to make a thing go riIGHT
mFUNdo21 17
@46. maybe you should try having her on top so she gets involved more and does some work
tman1985 9
81, then have her fall asleep on top of him...I dont see any good coming from that