Today, I sent my boyfriend a text asking him to come over a little later and have some "fun" with me. He texted back, "WTF babe? Breaking Bad's on tonight. You got a dildo, fucking use it." FML

by -___- / 09/29/2013 at 3:46pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

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  • He basically told you to go fuck yourself....

    #5 - On 09/29/2013 at 7:55pm by hghrider123456

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  • I have to agree about Breaking Bad but he could have been nicer about it.

    #1 - On 09/29/2013 at 7:54pm by thardak

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