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By princess - / Tuesday 17 March 2009 05:06 / Canada
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By  Jimboom  |  11

So he couldn't be arsed to have phone sex? So what? Usually it takes a long time and the guy could have brought himself to orgasm at least twice by the time the dirty talk turns the women on enough to climax. I see no FML here. More like FMF (fuck my fingers). Buy a vibrator. On a side note it's really his loss. Phone sex can be very hot. :)

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  FreddyMustDie  |  0

He has a point... It's kind of expected of guys that they'll always be ready and willing. If a girl declined that offer no-one would bat an eyelid. Can't we be "too tired" as well?

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  SarahStarzz  |  0

so? OP ur life is not fucked cuz ur bf wasn't in the mood,I am sure u wouldn't drive 2 his house in the middle of the night if he asked u 2 ..... so get over it -.-

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  Kalira69  |  9

Yeah, a guy can be not in the mood, sure, but there's definitely something to the way he said it, too. Saying "I'm tired" or "I'm not in the mood" or even "I'm going to sleep" is not exactly like saying "you have fingers, use them" I'm sure it was an embarrassing moment for OP, too.

By  Jimboom  |  11

So he couldn't be arsed to have phone sex? So what? Usually it takes a long time and the guy could have brought himself to orgasm at least twice by the time the dirty talk turns the women on enough to climax. I see no FML here. More like FMF (fuck my fingers). Buy a vibrator. On a side note it's really his loss. Phone sex can be very hot. :)

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  TWSSMoment  |  0

specialy if you have a ugly gf that why you don't have to see her face you can just think of another girl.

By  pokipoki  |  0

next time do the same to him when he asked for one "you got hands. use them. btw, unlike you, my fingers are fast learners." he's probably just tired. i mean he'd have to get ready, go to your place.. etc etc.. such a hassle.

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  ownedurmom  |  1

Hmmm ..................... Cool story bro. (:

By  HomeBurger  |  0

He opted for something other than sex ONE TIME and you flip out? Besides, if it's a text, he clearly wasn't in the same area, so fuck you for expecting him to sprint over at your beck and call. Unless you provide the same service for him, which somehow I doubt.

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  alliewillie  |  22

It's not even that he didn't "come to her aid" it's that he said "you got fingers, use them". To me THATS the FML. I wouldn't mind if my bf wasn't in the mood but that comment would bother me.

By  Bubs_fml  |  0

Well, if this was late at night, you can't just expect him to get back out of bed and go to your place. Sex is great, but you can't expect the dude to drop everything he's doing just because you're in the mood. I wouldn't expect that of any girl I date. Then again, there's no details here so no room to make assumptions.

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shut the fuck up youve never been laid if a girl says that to me im there in a second, like really why are you so serious its fuckin fml. go back to canada, get out of my united states.

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IHateTheBritish, your name just shows how much of an ignorant twat you are. If you would drop everything your doing for sex, you must be pretty desperate. Also, "Your America"? I didn't realize you were the owner of a country inhabited by over three-hundred million people. Please have someone peel off your skin and dump salt on you. That is all.

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