Sex, Sexting, Wanker and Intimacy: Turn me on

Turn me on

By wot02 - 27/07/2015 02:02 - United States

Today, my long distance boyfriend got angry because I like touching myself while we sext. It "distracts" me from him. I'm sorry you turn me on. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2013 06:53 - United States - Prairie City

Today, my girlfriend is upset with me for not wanting to sext. I can't sext with her because she adds "lol" to everything, which turns me off. FML

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By Jena - 05/08/2022 01:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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By McKenna - 16/07/2011 04:10 - United States

Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

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By Elizabeth Ann - 19/08/2018 03:30

Today, I came home to find my boyfriend playing with himself. He got mad and said I "killed the mood". How? By coming home. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2014 17:59 - United States - Imperial

Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML

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By Busted - 21/10/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML

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By Queenbee26 - 23/11/2017 21:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me when his so-called "ways to turn me on" didn't work. What were these ways? Flicking my nips and inserting his finger in my belly button. FML

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By BustedEgo - 23/03/2014 05:31 - United States - Norway

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML

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By Gabi - 20/02/2012 14:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML

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Calingaladha 21

Monday 27 July 2015 14:56

Yeah, I'm sure his hands stay glued to that phone, too.

cksmith51 14

Monday 27 July 2015 14:56

I honestly don't see why he'd have a problem with it. Does he not realize he's the one causing it?

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Calingaladha 21

Monday 27 July 2015 14:56

Yeah, I'm sure his hands stay glued to that phone, too.

cksmith51 14

Monday 27 July 2015 14:56

I honestly don't see why he'd have a problem with it. Does he not realize he's the one causing it?

Dick_diamond 22

Monday 27 July 2015 14:57

What an idiot

stieglar 17

Monday 27 July 2015 14:58

Isn't that kindof the point?

SK8WITME 19

Monday 27 July 2015 14:59

I have the same experience with my girl but being mad at her for that is just pathetic.

Yazoo77 16

Monday 27 July 2015 15:01

Someone has control problems.

Ms_ValS 27

Monday 27 July 2015 17:00

This.Your boyfriend has displayed the red flag of possessive behaviour. It's absurdity makes me wonder what will come next.

carl_carl_ 28

Monday 27 July 2015 15:01

It doesn't distract you from him. It just improves the experience..he should know that he's the one causing it.

Abhimanyu 14

Tuesday 28 July 2015 20:01

That's common sense, which he apparently lacks.

A07 48

Monday 27 July 2015 15:03

He should glad you're actually turned on and not doing the laundry or the dishes while sexting

FalloutScrolls 25

Monday 27 July 2015 15:05

Does this idiot realize he's the one causing it? You'd think he'd feel good knowing he makes you want to do that.

olpally 32

Monday 27 July 2015 15:05

That's what is supposed to happen... He's a ******* idiot.

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