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Today, I was lying naked on my boyfriend's bed for the first time ever. He glanced at me, then started playing with a Rubik's cube. FML

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On 09/17/2013 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by someone (woman) - United States (California)

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Well the man has his priorities straight...

#2 - On 09/17/2013 at 4:41pm by metalhead4740

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He might have gotten nervous. Don't worry, it's probably just a one time thing.

#1 - On 09/17/2013 at 4:41pm by GenaALazer

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