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Today, I hooked up with the guy I've liked for a while, even though my friends joked that his large pickup truck meant that he was "compensating" for having a small penis. They were right. Very right. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53177) - you deserved it (11580)

On 09/10/2013 at 8:14pm - intimacy - by CityBoysNow - United States (Missouri)

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So if I get a small car the women will be all over me?

#2 - On 09/11/2013 at 4:59am by Cheeley

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There's a reason why stereotypes exist. And this guy proves that.

#1 - On 09/11/2013 at 4:59am by annie_nk

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