Today, I was getting freaky with my boyfriend and told him to spank me. In a seductive voice, he told me not to tell him what to do. Continuing, I asked him how he was going to punish me, to which he then replied, "I'm going to punch you straight in the face." FML

by suckstosuck / 07/23/2013 at 12:04am / United States (California) / Intimacy

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  • Is your boyfriend Chris Brown?

    #4 - On 07/23/2013 at 6:13am by jsp16

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  • That's what you get for reading 50 Shades of Grey.

    #2 - On 07/23/2013 at 6:10am by whoatemyusername

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