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Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm for the first time. She's a screamer. Her dog must have thought I was attacking her, because he immediately came over and started savaging me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48470) - you deserved it (5551)

On 03/27/2013 at 2:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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Bet you became a screamer as well

#5 - On 03/27/2013 at 6:26pm by cb1002630

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You brought this upon yourself when your girlfriend's texts were being read over her shoulder.

#2 - On 03/27/2013 at 6:24pm by BulldogHoops

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