Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm for the first time. She's a screamer. Her dog must have thought I was attacking her, because he immediately came over and started savaging me. FML
by Anonymous / 03/27/2013 at 2:26pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
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Bet you became a screamer as well
#5 - On 03/27/2013 at 6:26pm by cb1002630
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You brought this upon yourself when your girlfriend's texts were being read over her shoulder.
#2 - On 03/27/2013 at 6:24pm by BulldogHoops
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