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By Dontwaketheneighbors - / Thursday 6 December 2012 14:24 / United States - Santee
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  Dracoboxer357  |  35

1- No, no, no. Bad commenter, bad! No soup for you! ;( Seriously though, simply saying First to gleefully brag you were the first to make a comment on a particular post, is idiotic: We can See you comment is first, pointing this out is like pretending to lick a running chainsaw and intelligently stating, "Ouchie!" ;p Here's a real unique and shocking idea: SAY SOMETHING WORTH READING! Please! Something, anything, I don't care what as long as it isn't as obvious as a kick in the genitals! Otherwise people will hate you, and burial of thumbs down you receive, will be epic. :p Just a tip for your brief future here on FML.

By  bazzer69  |  3

Is a rusty fork worse to be murdered with than a nice new stainless steel fork?

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  asticks  |  4

Screamers are the fucking best

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  zango1  |  15

28 - I don't think anybody who would refer to themself as 'one' would tattoo their genitalia to resemble a poorly maintained gardening implement.

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  challan  |  19

Let's be honest, there are some things that are great to watch on porn, but I'd never let near my little girl.

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  Dracoboxer357  |  35

11- If by "my little girl" you are referring to your womanly parts, I can understand the morbid curiosity of risk free, creative pornographic ideas. There's some things out there that are about as crazy looking as kicking a Vulcan in the nuts during Pom-Far, but I'd like to see what happens anyways. (For the Trekker in you, sorry!) ;) If however you mean an actual female child, then there's a Lot I'd keep away from her in relation to porn. Like....all of it. ;p Ick. Call me crazy, but I'm going to assume the former here......

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  Sanrio90  |  8

Or, you could just be an adult and use the real word for it: vagina. Jesus Christ, WHY do adult women still insist on using stupid and childish terms for normal body parts? Grow up, you're not 7 anymore.

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  challan  |  19

Funny how your profile says you're easy to get along with. If I have my period, I will call it my vagina. If i'm having sex, its my pussy. If I'm talking about you, its a cunt. Too far? Nah.

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  lelo007  |  11

67- I'd rather say vajazz, panooch, vajayjay, ladybits, vag (pronounced like vadge), and whatever else comes off the top of my head because vagina just sounds so boring. But here, I'll use it in a sentence to make you happy: "Quit being such a damned vagina." There, I used the grown-up word for you. All better?

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I don't know why 67 is getting thumbed down. I agree that it is a bit silly to be afraid/embarassed to use an anatomically correct term.

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  Eiregal2  |  10

I find women's shame of this subject so funny. Over here in Ireland though they have a different word or two "my Mary" or "my fanny" I'm a fan of neither.

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34: Idk call me weird but this has always surprised me in people... We are fine with ourselves watching porn and it's generally regarded as hot when we watch with our partner but as soon as it comes to your kids it's wrong. Its as if porn is fine for everyone in the world as long is it isn't my kid. I'm not saying porn is good in total and there are definitely some things I would say do not teach the right thing as many objectify women etc but why have a rule for everyone and then another for your kids. They are gonna watch it, it's practically guaranteed. As long as its moderated.

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  Dracoboxer357  |  35

138- Exactly. :) 131- idk, maybe I will call you weird a bit in my head here, but Yes, I do hold a double standard when it comes to porn, and Children: Porn for me as an Adult, is a personal choice. My child is 5. I don't want him into porn quite yet. :p Also, Challan's profile says she's 19. I assumed if she actually had a little girl herself, that kid wouldn't be at the age of consent. :p

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  bestnameright  |  14

Everyone got moderate FMLs so we can read more recent ones please!

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  sens3sfailing  |  24

I have always been curious exactly how the moderating system worked. Do ones that get the most yes votes get seen at the top of the list by you guys and then you make the ultimate decision of if it goes on or not?

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  Sirin_fml  |  46

Nope, we read through all of them in order, and then publish the ones we like the most. Of course, we take the user votes into consideration too. :-)

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  Inheritance  |  10

Lets hope no cops barge in and discover the unexpected..

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  lelo007  |  11

45- It can be very painful. I dated one guy, and it felt like I was losing my virginity every time we would sleep together. Bigger isn't always better.

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Different people like different things.I personally don't mind some pain if I actually love the person. I also have a very high pain tolerance , so I guess its not as painful for. I apologize if I offended anyone.

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  lelo007  |  11

73- I wouldn't apologize, you didn't say anything wrong. Most people are into some form of light BDSM (spanking, hair pulling, biting, scratching, maybe some light choking), if not more; but you're right, everybody is different in the way that certain degrees of pain don't do it for everybody the same way.

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  Smashhoof  |  15

75- If by spanking, you mean a light, painless spank, then I agree. Otherwise, your comment disturbs me. I wouldn't want any pain in an activity that is meant to be pleasurable.

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  lidget  |  5

84- I find my pain tolerance increases a ton in bed and some pain with the pleasure becomes a good thing. But of course, rough sex isn't everybody's cup of tea

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  ntd309  |  14

Or has he murdered a girl using a rusty fork?

By  ninja4228  |  5

You could tell her to calm down a little. Just make sure she doesn't do that near your parents. :)

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