PoorMe
United States 🌶️ Spicy
My ears!
Today, I muted the TV just in time to hear my mom yell at my dad about how their sex life is "non-existent". FML
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scarred
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Noise complaint
Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML
Anonymous
Colombia 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks mom
Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML
Anonymous
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
glittercat
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
fmjob
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
DisturbedMan
Maidstone, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as if having to endure the noises of my parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful enough, my mom decided to shout, "Yeah! Like a horse!" I want to cry. FML
Bear
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
confused
Minneapolis, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Confusing family
Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Now watching
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
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Supergirl1988 16
It's better than hitting mute and hearing a very loud sex life from your parents!
Lauren324 18
F your moms life not yours!
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Lauren324 18
F your moms life not yours!
coolboy675 16
Literally or no?
ButterPopcorn 14
Not a single F was given that day...
S182 15
Or that week... Or that month....
eddietuc 7
2nd
ManInTheMachine 19
Maybe next time. Then you'll get the instant gratification of "furst, bitchez!" and get to sit back with the satisfaction that for once in your pathetic life, you were first at something. But that day is not today Edit: Oh, you changed it to '2nd'. Just as clever, but not quite as interesting.
whiteboy896 9
Parents...they say the darnest things dont they?
Supergirl1988 16
It's better than hitting mute and hearing a very loud sex life from your parents!
gracehi 31
Not really. Yeah, that would be disturbing and awkward, but at least OP would be reassured that his/her parents are still happy together. Now OP knows that they're not, and I'm sure that must be quite a burden for OP. Sorry, OP. Every relationship has its ups and downs. Maybe things well get better for your parents if they give it a chance.
Supergirl1988 16
So you'd rather hear your parents copulating? I wonder what Freud would say about that. Just because people have sex doesn't mean they're happy and vice versa.
Faff 20
May be but if the parents are fighting about it I dont think they're that happy. And how is that better than hearing your parents having sex? wouldn't you prefer them being happy instead of fighting?
YepThatsMeee 23
25 read the FML again... the mother didn't sound particularly happy.
HowieDoIt 21
Better than the noises you could've heard...Those sounds could fell a rhino.
slayertack 19
Ehh you get 1 out of 5
Pleonasm 35
Eh, you get 1/+∞
HowieDoIt 21
Pleo, you get 1 divided by 0...because your comments are too good to define ;) and as for this "slayertack," his mom definitely gave me 2 thumbs up
Pleonasm 35
Are we still counting out of 5 here? Because then I wonder where she got the additional thumbs, and what she was doing with them if she wasn't sticking them up for you.
HowieDoIt 21
2 for her, 2 for me, and the one that slayer just gave me
Eorlas 31
Your poor mother?
tehhboss 6
I wish parents wouldn't talk about sex with their kids in the house. It's really uncomfortable.
kxxjoejoexxk 8
Uhhhhh you realize theres a difference between talking about sex and arguing about a sex life right?
tehhboss 6
Oops read the fml wrong thumbed down.
Pleonasm 35
How can he be that negligent towards his wife? That motherfu-- Wait, wait. No.
ashmarie123 3
How is this an fml? It would be different if she was trying to tell you every detail of it.
akiahara 14
Doesn't suck to be you, sucks to be her. That's when people get the bright idea to sex the mailman.