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Today, I muted the TV just in time to hear my mom yell at my dad about how their sex life is "non-existent". FML


I agree, your life sucks (36296) - you deserved it (4502)

On 02/22/2013 at 8:06am - intimacy - by PoorMe - United States

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It's better than hitting mute and hearing a very loud sex life from your parents!

#4 - On 02/22/2013 at 1:22pm by Supergirl1988

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F your moms life not yours!

#1 - On 02/22/2013 at 1:22pm by Lauren324

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