My ears!

By PoorMe - 22/02/2013 13:06 - United States

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Today, I muted the TV just in time to hear my mom yell at my dad about how their sex life is "non-existent". FML
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Supergirl1988 16

It's better than hitting mute and hearing a very loud sex life from your parents!

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fksfsdhfsdfh 26

How does this make your life bad?

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Satoaoi 13

if they didn't you wouldn't be born

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laya_fml 26

At least you don't have to worry about any strange noises at night.

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noelasis94 18

Did you continue to listen because if you did it shows you wanted to know all about it

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osm1989_fml 6

There's no winning for parents... I've seen a lot of FMLs where people are complaining that they heard their parents having sex, and now you're complaining because you heard that your parents aren't having sex?

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iAmLauRawr 10

well, at least you dont have to worry about hearing your parents doing the dance of life in the middle of the night. Unless... their non-existent sexy time suddenly becomes more active after their little discussion... then fyl

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Demonyx 6

F your mom's life, she just wants the D

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Seahawk19 6

To the heart one of the least favouravle sentences to hear from parents haha

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ben10jammin 3

That's good no disgusting noise keep up the good work

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