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Today, my boyfriend called me a freak for wanting to have sex for a second night in a row. FML

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wvcheesehead1 9

Depends on who you wanted to have it with.

SakataGintoki 9

Slow down girl! Give him some time to reload,

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wvcheesehead1 9

Depends on who you wanted to have it with.

S182 15

Touché!

Kidkaplan 19

Arent you the badass

charvisioku 22

What? You're weird.

JenkJenks 6

Normality is overrated

DEATHBYEX1LE 11

48- Your profile pic matches what you said entirely lol

SakataGintoki 9

Slow down girl! Give him some time to reload,

androiddestroya 7

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is...weak and bruised.

MDTeddy 13

One time a day is normal. Even twice a day is normal.

andrealovvve 17

Giving him the whole next day is giving him time... Just my opinion tho.

cl4ptp 18

only takes 30 minutes and a glass of orange juice!

TheGodDamnJoker 9

Well you could alway self-juice. (the dictator reference)

Shafreeka 8

73 - Futurama reference. That's one of my favorites. Zapp is such a horn-dog.

Brssps 13

Wow 2 nights in a row!! Your a sex addict op! Get some help....

ladyLALAA 28

I so hope you are kidding! Think there might be something lacking in your bf... Testosterone! Morning and night for me, please and thank you!

Enslaved 36

I once heard that many guys don't mind a sexually aggressive girl-- just as long as her sex drive isn't stronger than his. :P

ladyLALAA 28

I'm still just in shock that a man turned down sex! I would be so offended!

Enslaved 36

But would your guy be offended if you turned him down? I feel bad for any guy that's too stressed or tired to have sex. You will wreak havoc!!!

ladyLALAA 28

Pretty sure my guy would be very offended. If you don't want to have sex with your partner they might not be right for you. It should come naturally. Good for stress release nd cardio fitness!

Enslaved 36

Okay! (: good-- Glad to see it's not just stereotypically one sided.

CrissyyyS2 22

Oh please. Show him you're a freak in bed OP :P

RedPillSucks 31

While OPs boyfriend is wrong to call her a freak, not all relationships are about frequent sex. They may not be sexually compatible.

longchow 8

Normally a guy that isn't exhausted from work shouldn't have a problem with frequent sex... That is as long as the girl is willing to help out. It's hard to get up constantly without added stimulation if you're not loaded up. I can understand any guy not wanting to have sex if they have to do all the work. Sex is a two way street ladies; help out!

mb2_native 15

I wonder what OP's boyfriend would say if she was ready again right afterwards. Sex once a day is good, sometimes twice, here and there thrice. It's a good stress reliever and cures headaches, so if she ever says she has a headache or migraine, you know what to do ;)

brrarm 17

Well in this case the problem isn't tiredness or not wanting to do all the work. He obviously thinks its WRONG to want sex every night as he called her a freak for that! Sexual drive and need incompatibility is the problem here.

jonjak 7

I might sound crazy but I have sex with my boyfriend 3 times a day:s

Jaevwyn 17

How did 4 get thumbed up so much for such a bad comment :/

lolalola47l 8

isn't tht guys want? ??

TheBrochure 22

Some guys see freaks as a good thing!

mega20913 8

apparently not OP's boyfriend

TheDrifter 23

Though he might belong on an endangered species list. Unless, of course, he was right about OP being pretty freaky and he's just waiting to heal up from yesterday.

gc327072 30

They want a lady in the streets and a freak in the bed! YEA!

EmberFury 7

#81 - If he isn't on the endangered animals list, he's about to be.

osf777 2

I have a vacant position, apply within.

tintaroja 14

Dump him!!

Pleonasm 35

Dump him why? I'm sure they can converse and come to an agreement; they haven't even fought or anything, why do they need to break up? Good old relationship-dump-trolls always on this site...

AwkwardPartyBear 24

I agree with #9. There are far better reasons to dump somebody than this. OP could simply work it out with him.

Kingbreezy04 10

I agree Pleo. That's always the easy answer. Maybe he was busy, maybe he was working, maybe he was eating a brownie, maybe you broke his penis, maybe he was sick, maybe he hadn't showered, maybe he stepped on a crack and broke his momma's back. Who knows?

cheertrombonist 9

the ****? 7, that's...that's just wrong.

DanielleinDC 33

Yeah, but if he was tired, hurting, or not up to it, he wouldn't have called her a "freak" for wanting sex on consecutive days. He would have asked for a rain check or something. No, he thinks there's something wrong with a woman who wants sex on consecutive nights, and maybe OP and her boyfriend need a talk. And if he thinks she's a freak now, when she pops out a vibrator, he'll probably plotz.

GamingFries 3

I like how a shit ton of people on this site jump on the "dump them" wagon at anything that seems remotely close to being not a perfect relationship.

Wolvander88 19

Kick him into a bottomless well as he screams 'This is madness!'.

AwkwardPartyBear 24

No this is Patrick!

B0u_fml 18

Seduce him

BabySparkle1 15

What's wrong with wanting sex again? I know a lot of guys who would wish that you were their girlfriend.

firethief21 4

i agree with you, i love when a girl wants to go multiple times a day and multiple times a week, especially in a row! dont feel bad OP

chellytiger 12

OP's boyfriend is crazy. I like having sex more than once a day and my man loves it. Her man must have issues.

BabySparkle1 15

I know, I am exactly the same. Nothing wrong with wanting sex more than once in a day.

smokeyKane69 4

True story!!