I swear to the Mighty FML Deity, everyone who says "Dump him" gets my foot up their asses. What he did is called "communication" and it's vital to a relationship, especially when it comes to sex.
I applaud him for actually having the balls to tell you. How else are you going to learn to stop acting like a corpse during sex?
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So try a new position. Cowgirl should do the trick.
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Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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