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Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend sighed, said "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML

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I swear to the Mighty FML Deity, everyone who says "Dump him" gets my foot up their asses. What he did is called "communication" and it's vital to a relationship, especially when it comes to sex.

I applaud him for actually having the balls to tell you. How else are you going to learn to stop acting like a corpse during sex?

#7 - On 09/28/2012 at 11:32pm by DocBastard

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So try a new position. Cowgirl should do the trick.

#1 - On 09/28/2012 at 11:25pm by eternalsunlight

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