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Today, I found out there's a rumor going around that my smoking hot co-worker and I had sex over the weekend. I'm not nearly as pissed off about the rumor as I am by the fact that I can't remember it because I was too drunk. FML


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On 09/12/2012 at 5:58pm - intimacy - by bruisedego31 (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Walk up to her and say, "Does this look familiar?", then drop your pants.

#4 - On 09/13/2012 at 3:19am by Charmillionaire

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I bet you were a stallion, man! Orally satisfied her, rocked her world in several positions, and brought her to numerous orgasms. ummm... except you were drunk, so what really happened is you only got to half mast, came as you put the condom on, threw up on her bed and tripped over her cat as you tried to get to the bathroom. Well done.

#5 - On 09/13/2012 at 3:19am by challan

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