Walk up to her and say, "Does this look familiar?", then drop your pants.
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I bet you were a stallion, man! Orally satisfied her, rocked her world in several positions, and brought her to numerous orgasms. ummm... except you were drunk, so what really happened is you only got to half mast, came as you put the condom on, threw up on her bed and tripped over her cat as you tried to get to the bathroom. Well done.
+165 | 19
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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