Intimate moments: Crazy party

Crazy party

By Anonymous - 08/02/2020 18:00

Today, I heard that there's a rumour going around that I was caught masturbating while crying at a party after the girl I liked got with someone else. FML

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By anon - 07/02/2010 00:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I heard that there's a rumour going around that I was caught masturbating while crying at a party after the girl I liked got with someone else. FML

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By LockandKey - 24/02/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, everyone at school was talking about some guy that did another girl while he was going out with someone. I started to spread the rumor myself, until someone told me that that guy was my boyfriend. The other girl was my best friend. FML

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By dlova - 27/01/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

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By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2019 22:04

Today, I just got back from a party, where I spent most of the night comforting the girl I like. Why? Because the guy she likes was being grinded on by another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2013 19:53 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML

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By crushed - 30/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML

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Fairy tale

By Anonymous - 24/03/2024 20:00 - Sweden - Lidingoe

Today, I found out that an annoying guy who had asked me out spread a nasty rumour after I stood him up. According to him, I not only showed up to our date, I also went home with him, had advanced sex with him, then in the morning when he woke up, I was having sex with his roommate. All our friends believe this. FML

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By bruisedego31 - 12/09/2012 21:58 - United States - Chicago Heights

Today, I found out there's a rumor going around that my smoking hot co-worker and I had sex over the weekend. I'm not nearly as pissed off about the rumor as I am by the fact that I can't remember it because I was too drunk. FML

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Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 12/08/2021 14:01

Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML

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jbuckets_404 38

Saturday 8 February 2020 18:07

Not all rumors are false i.e., so why WERE you masturbating while crying?

That_Girl_Over_There 4

Saturday 8 February 2020 18:33

Well, were you?

Comments

jbuckets_404 38

Saturday 8 February 2020 18:07

Not all rumors are false i.e., so why WERE you masturbating while crying?

BurnInDemonFire 33

Sunday 9 February 2020 0:30

She got together with his brother.

That_Girl_Over_There 4

Saturday 8 February 2020 18:33

Well, were you?

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 8 February 2020 18:44

That is so sad! With just a little lotion, you could have been masturbating joyfully, or at least in a business-like manner. The girl you like got you aroused and got with someone else, so obviously you had to avoid the dreaded DSBs! Makes total sense.