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Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17100) - you deserved it (2337)

On 09/06/2012 at 10:45pm - intimacy - by thankshun13 (woman) - United Kingdom

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I guess from the new life inside you thing it makes sense, but I'm curious if he remembers how the baby got there in the first place?

#3 - On 09/07/2012 at 3:08am by WhoSaidThatIsh

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could be worse, my husband wouldn't leave me alone.

#4 - On 09/07/2012 at 3:09am by MemphisBelle

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